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Oxymorons Anyone???
A few Oxymoroms that I thought were funny.
Pretty Ugly Goverment Organization Jumbo Shrimp Stand Fast Stand Down Original Copy Opposite Attraction Microsoft Works
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The member formerly known as Civic_Slayer 1992 "Robins egg blue" SVX Originally Claret 147k- CURRENT 1992 Pearly 187K and climbing (11-91) #964 *retired 1992 Pearl SVX 122500 miles #86 FASTAR THAN THE OLD ONE.*SOLD Everytime I get into my car, it always reminds me that it has POWER |
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A rhetorical figure in which an epigrammatic effect is created by the conjunction of incongruous or contradictory terms
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Andy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ If I would be a young man again and had to decide how to make my living, I would not try to become a scientist or scholar or teacher. I would rather choose to be a plumber or a peddler in the hope to find that modest degree of independence still available under present circumstances. -- Albert Einstein, The Reporter, November 18 1954 |
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Must be Webster's version
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HAPPILY MARRIED
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Trouble-free Transmission.... Sorry, I couldn't resist
(crossing fingers that tranny continues to be trouble-free)
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-Mike '92 Pearl LS-L (sans Spoiler) #0993 Mfg. 5/91 "It says here, 'Breakfast any time'... That's right... In that case, I'll have the pancakes in the Age of Enlightenment..." |
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Desirable N**n
Cheap Subaru parts Reliable Ford
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Andy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ If I would be a young man again and had to decide how to make my living, I would not try to become a scientist or scholar or teacher. I would rather choose to be a plumber or a peddler in the hope to find that modest degree of independence still available under present circumstances. -- Albert Einstein, The Reporter, November 18 1954 |
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jumbo shrimp
military intellegence smart man Kelli
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Previous owner of the Princess Pearlie "Dimples" as of 8/6/03 1992 LS-L Pearl 124k "Yeah, that thingy!" owner of the new 1992 LS-L Pearl "Susie" I am a pessimistic optimistic. I think the worst is going to happen, that way when it does, i don't feel as bad, but if the best happens, i am twice as happy. |
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Re: Oxymorons Anyone???
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Andy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ If I would be a young man again and had to decide how to make my living, I would not try to become a scientist or scholar or teacher. I would rather choose to be a plumber or a peddler in the hope to find that modest degree of independence still available under present circumstances. -- Albert Einstein, The Reporter, November 18 1954 |
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President George W Bush
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Cash and Kerry. Oh, I'm sorry. That's a "redundancy."
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Randy Johnson 3rd Registered Member 02-21-2001 First Member to Reach 10,000 Posts First to arrive at the very first Reading Meet Subaru Ambassador 1992 SVX PPG Pace Car Replica 110+k 1993 White Impreza L 240+K miles 2001 Legacy Outback Limited Sedan 250+K miles 2013 Deep Indigo Pearl Legacy 3.6R 49+K miles "Reading is my favorite Holiday" Mike Davis -- at Reading VI |
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Ford Quality
MAC Compatibility Construction workers Hard-working supervisor |
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Pontiac excitement.
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My Pontiac was HELLA exciting when I got ran off the road going 80 miles an hour coming back from Moab |
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Alright, lets try this one
reliable SVX. Oh, I went there.
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2008 Mazdaspeed3 GT 1985 Toyota MR2 (10 yr project) Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. -George Carlin |
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How 'bout, "SVX-less Earl?"
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Randy Johnson 3rd Registered Member 02-21-2001 First Member to Reach 10,000 Posts First to arrive at the very first Reading Meet Subaru Ambassador 1992 SVX PPG Pace Car Replica 110+k 1993 White Impreza L 240+K miles 2001 Legacy Outback Limited Sedan 250+K miles 2013 Deep Indigo Pearl Legacy 3.6R 49+K miles "Reading is my favorite Holiday" Mike Davis -- at Reading VI |
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