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Politics is Funny
This is an election year, so in honor of it I would like to list some famous humorous political lines below:
1) The more you read about politics, the more you got to admit that each party is worse that the other. - Will Rodgers 2) I don't make jokes. I just watch the politicians and report the facts. - Will Rodgers 3) Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of congress. But, I repeat myself. - Mark Twain 4) A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were arguing as to whose profession was the oldest. Said the surgeon: " Eve was made from Adam's rib, and that surely was a surgical operation." "Maybe," said the architect, " but prior to that, order was created out of chaos, and that was an architectural job." The politician scoffed, "Yes, but who created the chaos." - unknown comic
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Re: Politics is Funny
One bird said to the other:
"What's with this 'right wing' and 'left wing' stuff, don't they know you need BOTH wings?"
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