Epic thread full of FAIL... or is it WIN? you decide...

RSVX · #1 06-17-2008, 11:28 AM

http://www.audiforums.com/m_693578/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm

SVXyGirl · #2 06-17-2008, 12:07 PM

Oh....

MY.....

GOD!

Can't stop laughing!! Joke or not. It's still funny.

Octanerush · #3 06-17-2008, 12:56 PM

wow i haven't seen this in years... this was a really old joke on the honda forum.. someone actually made pix to go with it too.. looks like someone on the audi forum just copy/paste it then changed to to audi

SUBBYRU89 · #4 06-17-2008, 12:58 PM

That had me in tears, I haven't laughed that hard in a while...thanks

tiv0 · #5 06-17-2008, 01:10 PM

you mean to tell me that pouring sand in the intake wont port the engine????
maybe i should close the hood of the svx now...

ahahahahahahahaha

just kidding

TomsSVX · #6 06-17-2008, 01:28 PM

Hey, I dropped my 710 cap and I shoved a sock to plug it.... But now the sock is in the hole and my engine won't run

Tom

tiv0 · #7 06-17-2008, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TomsSVX

Hey, I dropped my 710 cap and I shoved a sock to plug it.... But now the sock is in the hole and my engine won't run

Tom

simple fix
just drop a lit match in the hole and that will burn up the sock
it may take a few tries, but eventually your car will start back up fine

joe62890 · #8 06-17-2008, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TomsSVX

Hey, I dropped my 710 cap and I shoved a sock to plug it.... But now the sock is in the hole and my engine won't run

Tom

Haha, I know what you're talking about. Laughed my ass off at it too.

odepaj · #9 06-17-2008, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TomsSVX

Hey, I dropped my 710 cap and I shoved a sock to plug it.... But now the sock is in the hole and my engine won't run

Tom

The 710 cap is almost a daily reference from me!

Dustin

demonsvx · #10 06-17-2008, 07:06 PM

A few years ago we used sawdust in old turbo 350ATs to "reline" the clutches in them. they would work great for months then die hard, just remember to use pine-its more sticky

Sir. Nate · #11 06-17-2008, 07:52 PM

My friend that knows a lot about honda's told me to replace the oil with chocolate pudding because it gives you more power!!!1

jeffast · #12 06-17-2008, 10:23 PM

hey you, yeah you with the audi, out of the gene pool!!!!!11one

It's Just Eric · #13 06-17-2008, 10:52 PM

tom's post being a refrence to some tool on an m3 forum. Classic

The port and polish has been done a few times....The faact he states it sucked up 12 lb's of sand prettymuch ruins it...tit doesnt take mush dirt at all to sieze up a motor

LarryIII · #14 06-18-2008, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by RSVX

http://www.audiforums.com/m_693578/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm

Chris,

This can't be for real. Nobody could be that stupid and pass a written driver's test.

CigarJohnny · #15 06-24-2008, 12:13 PM

ROFL! The best part of all was reading the posts from the Audi board members blasting him for being stupid and getting all worked up over it. What an excellent prank! When he replied back again a few posts later asking if it was ok to drive the car to pick up his girlfriend, my suspicions were confirmed. LAWLS.