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Old 05-12-2008, 12:51 PM
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Old 05-12-2008, 06:20 PM
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Old 05-12-2008, 06:48 PM
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Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a
failed effort at camouflaging them.

Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.

Needs front-end work--Tits are too close to the ground, and knees are too far apart.

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.


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Old 05-13-2008, 10:06 PM
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WTF???

Looks like that hurt a bit. Crazy kids.
New shop there? Looks nice.
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Old 05-14-2008, 07:06 AM
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WTF???

Looks like that hurt a bit. Crazy kids.
New shop there? Looks nice.
Its more or less and inside joke to those who were at the AWD meet. Just before I wrecked the car Jaysvx was laughing like a 12yr old school girl in the back seat... so blaming him makes me feel better

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Old 05-14-2008, 08:11 AM
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The GI Joe ones had me lawling for a while...you failed at failing, excellent post.
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Old 05-14-2008, 11:13 AM
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EX WIFE FAIL
For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

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Date: 2008-04-14, 2:09AM PDT


Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a
failed effort at camouflaging them.

Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.

Needs front-end work--Tits are too close to the ground, and knees are too far apart.

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.


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That was pretty funny.
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Old 05-14-2008, 06:55 PM
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Its more or less and inside joke to those who were at the AWD meet. Just before I wrecked the car Jaysvx was laughing like a 12yr old school girl in the back seat... so blaming him makes me feel better

Tom
Just because you want to hear a 12yr old school girl laughing in the back seat of your car, don't try and pawn it off on me...
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Old 05-14-2008, 07:02 PM
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Just because you want to hear a 12yr old school girl laughing in the back seat of your car, don't try and pawn it off on me...
Just because you and Tom were laughing in the back seat of his car together, don't pawn it off on anyone else.
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Old 05-14-2008, 08:05 PM
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...so let me get this strait; "Laughing"...."back seat"

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Old 05-14-2008, 08:46 PM
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what the hell??

I was driving. Jay was laughing hysterically in the back seat w/ 3 other people and OT was in the front seat... You guys are whacked

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Old 05-14-2008, 10:09 PM
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back on topic...


Is this grass roots racing?
j/k
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:29 PM
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When did that happen
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Is this grass roots racing?
j/k

Phuckin rednecks....

poor subie Oh well, at least:
1) It's not an SVX
2) It's probably trashed on the other side
3) it's not a Turbo
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:33 PM
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Phuckin rednecks....

poor subie Oh well, at least:
1) It's not an SVX
2) It's probably trashed on the other side
3) it's not a Turbo
But look at the hood scoop! There just HAS to be a turbo under there!!!
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