Mens Restroom CODE OF CONDUCT !!

[SoCal LS-L]

So I went and saw "District 9" last night (meh), and as usual had to take a mid-movie leak to purge the Starbucks consumed just beforehand. I walk into an empty restroom, and do my usual thing of taking a farthest left or right urinal, as to leave any consequent guy entering ample space away from where im doing my business. This was in a row of about 6 or 7 urinals, with a few stalls directly behind.

Just as I start letting loose, I hear the door open and some dude shuffle in doing this blowing through the lips while grunting thing. Im in the far right urinal, farthest from the door. The guy has an open field of pissers in front of him, and doesnt even have to be within 10 feet of me. What does he do might you be asking?? You guessed it.... bleepface pulls right in the spot next to me, and proceeds to verbalize his apparent relief of draining his bladder. As if the flagrantly deliberate proximity werent horrendous enough..... bleepface turns to me, as im hastily zipping up, and asks " Do you know who won the Angels game?'' All I could do in my disgust was blurt out the F word and shake my head as I walked out in silence.

WHO THE BLEEP PURPOSELY PASSES UP 5 OPEN URINALS TO TAKE THE ONE NEXT TO THE ONLY GUY IN THERE??? ARE YOU %$#&ING KIDDING ME???!!!

Guys CODE OF CONDUCT RULE NUMBER ONE: In an empty restroom, an open urinal adjacent to one thats already in use, FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST DONT TAKE THAT ONE!!! Keep at least an empty urinal between you and the other guy AT ALL TIMES!!! If theres no open space like that, USE THE STALLS!! Stalls are full too? HOLD IT OR PISS YOUR GODDAMN PANTS!!! Just dont do it man, please for %$&#s sake, just dont......

[Black88GTA]

The only time the buffer zone rule may be overlooked is at a crowded venue with lines for the pissers (sports event, concert, popular bar, etc) because if you don't take the open spot, someone else will and you will be the one who ends up pissing your pants.

There is also the "do not talk to me while I'm pissing" rule, which this guy also seems to have broken. This man needs a refresh on the rules.

[subiemech85]

I think you misunderstood his intentions

[Hondasucks]

lol yeah that would kind of freak me out too!

The other night at the bowling alley I was sitting on the can, and this guy comes in and starts taking a leak, then I hear this earth-shaking fart, followed by "Wow that was a good fart, huh?". I suggested he check his drawers, and then he zipped up and on the way out told me to "Have a good one man"

I'm pretty sure he was drunk though. (I was pretty buzzed too, as I was halfway through a pitcher of Drop Top...)

[demonsvx]

Someones a little "pee shy"

[SoCal LS-L]

Originally Posted by Hondasucks

The other night at the bowling alley I was sitting on the can, and this guy comes in and starts taking a leak, then I hear this earth-shaking fart, followed by "Wow that was a good fart, huh?". I suggested he check his drawers, and then he zipped up and on the way out told me to "Have a good one man"

Thats funny!! And its funny because the stranger didnt mosey up shoulder to shoulder (in an empty bathroom!!) to you while he did it.

[SVXRide]

How wide was your stance?

-Bill

[Landshark]

Originally Posted by SoCal LS-L

So I went and saw "District 9" last night (meh), and as usual had to take a mid-movie leak to purge the Starbucks consumed just beforehand. I walk into an empty restroom, and do my usual thing of taking a farthest left or right urinal, as to leave any consequent guy entering ample space away from where im doing my business. This was in a row of about 6 or 7 urinals, with a few stalls directly behind.

Just as I start letting loose, I hear the door open and some dude shuffle in doing this blowing through the lips while grunting thing. Im in the far right urinal, farthest from the door. The guy has an open field of pissers in front of him, and doesnt even have to be within 10 feet of me. What does he do might you be asking?? You guessed it.... bleepface pulls right in the spot next to me, and proceeds to verbalize his apparent relief of draining his bladder. As if the flagrantly deliberate proximity werent horrendous enough..... bleepface turns to me, as im hastily zipping up, and asks " Do you know who won the Angels game?'' All I could do in my disgust was blurt out the F word and shake my head as I walked out in silence.

WHO THE BLEEP PURPOSELY PASSES UP 5 OPEN URINALS TO TAKE THE ONE NEXT TO THE ONLY GUY IN THERE??? ARE YOU %$#&ING KIDDING ME???!!!

Guys CODE OF CONDUCT RULE NUMBER ONE: In an empty restroom, an open urinal adjacent to one thats already in use, FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST DONT TAKE THAT ONE!!! Keep at least an empty urinal between you and the other guy AT ALL TIMES!!! If theres no open space like that, USE THE STALLS!! Stalls are full too? HOLD IT OR PISS YOUR GODDAMN PANTS!!! Just dont do it man, please for %$&#s sake, just dont......

stop tapping your foot under the divider next time.

[Ownbot]

I completely agree with you SoCal. I hate when guys do that.

One time when I was at BAR Pittsburgh years ago, this hot girl came in the mens restroom. She must have had to pee really bad and could not wait the the womens line. A bunch of us in there saw her run into the stall. Guys instantly responded looking through the cracks and then they nearly broke the damn door off!! Lucky for her she got out unharmed.

[IceBlade]

I will always but the max possible space between me and the next guy. Depending on how wasted I am I don't mind talking to the guy next to me lol.

Originally Posted by Ownbot

I completely agree with you SoCal. I hate when guys do that.

One time when I was at BAR Pittsburgh years ago, this hot girl came in the mens restroom. She must have had to pee really bad and could not wait the the womens line. A bunch of us in there saw her run into the stall. Guys instantly responded looking through the cracks and then they nearly broke the damn door off!! Lucky for her she got out unharmed.

That's ****ing sad.

[Manarius]

If the urinals have dividers, being next to somebody isn't too bad. However, if there are open urinals, then you should be as far away from the next person as you can be.

[svxcess]

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[Ownbot]

Originally Posted by IceBlade

I will always but the max possible space between me and the next guy. Depending on how wasted I am I don't mind talking to the guy next to me lol.



That's ****ing sad.

Sad but true. I bet in Canada that kind of stuff don't happen. Nearly 0 crime and free health care, I would live there but it's too damn cold.

[tiv0]

I have to agree with the "do not talk while pissing" rule.


Little story here:
The principal of my school, Mr. Haynes, is a large African American man who is always greeting people, or coming up and shaking your hand. His coin phrase is "whats up brotha-man (or sister-girl).

Well, one time Im standing at the urinal and in walks Mr. Haynes. He goes to the urinal next to me, places his hand on my shoulder and says "Hows it goin brotha-man".
Luckily I was just about finished; i got out of there quick.
Probably didnt think anything of his actions, but man, I was kinda creeped out.
I mean you just dont do that

[mikecg]

Originally Posted by Ownbot

I completely agree with you SoCal. I hate when guys do that.

One time when I was at BAR Pittsburgh years ago, this hot girl came in the mens restroom. She must have had to pee really bad and could not wait the the womens line. A bunch of us in there saw her run into the stall. Guys instantly responded looking through the cracks and then they nearly broke the damn door off!! Lucky for her she got out unharmed.

I had a two girls do that once in Maryland. They were in there when I came in. The one got pissed off that I used the urnial while they were in the stall. She felt I should wait outside. I told her it was the mens room if she didn't like it get the hell out.