mo funnah?

NapaBavarian · #1 04-28-2005, 08:42 AM

I think I herd this before, but maby you havn't

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely
candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and observes to see what
they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her
hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely
for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him
because she loves him so much.The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf
clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she
presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him
because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the
$5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint
account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she
loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money
he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra
today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a
large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections
and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.