Words of encouragement and thanks to our soldiers. - Page 2

Chicane · #16 03-31-2003, 03:02 PM

Well, it'd be nice to wish our soldiers well without having to wade through 'jesus'.

Speaking of which, Jesus pissed me off yesterday. I wanted to change my oil, but Jesus intervened. I went to farm and fleet, to purchase some Mobil 1, but no, they close at 5pm. DOH! So then I ran over to Checker... closed at 5pm. DOH! So then I ran over to Bumper to Bumper. Closed.

ARGH

I hate sundays.

- Rob

#17 03-31-2003, 03:05 PM

Hmm... I just wanna see the next name he'll come back as...

Aredubjay · #18 03-31-2003, 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by Chicane
Well, it'd be nice to wish our soldiers well without having to wade through 'jesus'.

Speaking of which, Jesus pissed me off yesterday. I wanted to change my oil, but Jesus intervened. I went to farm and fleet, to purchase some Mobil 1, but no, they close at 5pm. DOH! So then I ran over to Checker... closed at 5pm. DOH! So then I ran over to Bumper to Bumper. Closed.

ARGH

I hate sundays.

- Rob

Obviosly, he had that effect on a lot of people. They killed him.

Now, before you put your foot in it too far, I suggest you give this subject a rest, and don't persist in it. I really, really do.

sfsvx · #19 03-31-2003, 03:19 PM

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Originally posted by Chicane
Speaking of which, Jesus pissed me off yesterday. I wanted to change my oil, but Jesus intervened. I went to farm and fleet, to purchase some Mobil 1, but no, they close at 5pm. DOH! So then I ran over to Checker... closed at 5pm. DOH! So then I ran over to Bumper to Bumper. Closed.

ARGH

I hate sundays.

- Rob

Yeah, I remember the part in the Sermon on the Mount when Jesus told the people to close all the car parts stores by 5 PM on Sundays.

Obviously not a car guy.

Chicane · #20 03-31-2003, 03:20 PM

If jesus were to drive a car, what do you think he'd drive?

Landshark · #21 03-31-2003, 03:26 PM

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If jesus were to drive a car, what do you think he'd drive?

a Christler.

#22 03-31-2003, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by Landshark

a Christler.

#23 03-31-2003, 03:32 PM

Hmm... I think he would give his SVX to the blind man and walk.

CigarJohnny · #24 03-31-2003, 04:04 PM

As soon as you opened your mouth in this thread, Rob, I knew it would some how go to hell in a handbasket and end up in a flame war. I bit my tongue really hard to avoid responding to you and having it end up as it has but enough is enough! You have no idea how freakin angry I am right now at your sheer ignorance and insulance.

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PS: I think a country that was set up without religon would do great. I won't get into it in this thread though, as it would tarnish the message.

Two responses. First, it's been done before. It was called the Soviet Union and it failed miserably. If you still would like to try, move to China or Cuba...PLEASE! This country was founded by Christians who demanded the freedom to practice said Christianity. It is a Christian nation and was created to be one from the get go. Start your education all over again from grade 1 and get a clue. Second, you're too late. It's already been tarnished by your second post, if not by the first one.

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I just meant that, you know how most people consider Mormons kinda weird? Well, when you guy are 'preaching' I feel the same way. Kinda blocks who you really are, that feeling does.

Kinda blocks who we are??? IT IS WHO WE ARE!

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errrgh. Can you guys quit using 'god' all the time? It makes you seem like freaky deaky bible thumpers. Just say 'good luck' or something. errr. yeah.

To quote Aredub...NO!

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I went to farm and fleet, to purchase some Mobil 1, but no, they close at 5pm. DOH!

Again...get a clue! It was the Hebrews who came up with that one. Remember the commandment "Keep holy the Sabbath"? That means that no work is to be done on Sunday. It is traditionally a day of prayer out of respect for God. Jesus did not invent the whole "silly" thing just to piss you off. But he just might be wishing he did right about now.

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so I didn't have to get involved in any future religous crusades/jihads.

This is not a war about religion. It is an attempt to free a nation from the rule of an abusive leader who tortures and kills people who look at him the wrong way or speak their mind and who provides financial and weapon support to terrorists. Why you might ask? To keep demented lunatics from killing ignorant, yet innocent, people like you without reason or provocation.

Randy, I am not sure what thread editing abilities you have but I would appreciate it if you could remove ca$h's posts from this thread as well as this one and others that reference his posts so that this thread can be returned to it's intended, untarnished purpose. If not I fear that ca$h will find himself a recipient of more than one very painful visit from military type people who would be happy to track him down. While I am shocked at this new level of his social and political ignorance (I know I shouldn't be), I truly do not want this to turn out heading down the path I am afraid I already see it heading down. Please stop it before it is too late by deleting his posts.

PS: GOD, GOD, GOD, GOD, GOD, GOD...

I've been dying to say that ever since he opened his !@#$%^&* mouth

LarryIII · #25 03-31-2003, 05:30 PM

Guys,

Don't let Rob get under youir skin. He isn't worth a 1 point rise in your blood pressure.

#26 03-31-2003, 06:52 PM

Listen. All of you, PLEASE.

Rob - Quit acting so immature. If you can't take someone talking about their religion, get the heck out. I'm so tired of your bull**** and your picking fights. It HAS to stop. PLEASE.

Everyone else- Dont let Rob get you so upset. Just read it and consider the source, whatever that may be.

This thread was started with the intent of making something positive to show in support of our troops who are out giving their LIVES to help the free world. I invite you guys to try this again, but please lets try to keep it civil.

That's what i've got to say.

Mike