Heaven help us...

[JeffN]

http://www.americandreamcars.com/1995subaru.htm

[Dza]

There was already a thread on this one, but it's still as horrible as the other time I saw it. $16k US? What a deal!

"Lots of performance upgrades" "265 HP". But I guess he was just too busy to list any modifications to back up his HP claim or attempt to justify his sky-high price.

Also, that windshield banner thing fills me with homicidal rage. (Almost, but not quite as much as the 97 foot, 2 teired, butt fugly spoiler)

[Electrophil]

265 hp? Yeah...right. He must have bought one of those resistors in a fancy box...oops, sorry... performance "chips" on eBay.

I'd like to have that spoiler. It would make a great stand to put tools on.

[Crusader]

The exterior looks awesome except for the window decal and the spoiler... hmmm...

[SilverSpear]

Originally Posted by Electrophil

It would make a great stand to ...

... dry cloth on

[R. Augur]

I wonder if he would take $14,500 for it

I'd better give him a call before any of you blokes beat me to it

[It's Just Eric]

....Its worth the 15 grand easy. that wing alone adds like 30 horsepower!
Heres what you do...take the svx for 15 grand...sell the "aftermarket accessories" for 12 grand, then you have yourself a fair deal. Just make sure you take the windshield banner off befoer you even put the key in it...otherwise it'll probly roll itself over just to avoid the humiliation.
Some people...Just....shouldnt own cars. At all. ever.That wing is an embarresment on even the worst Hondas. I mean seriously...how stupid do you have to be to put one of them, on? Does the guy even REALIZE that the car is 90% fwd untill the wheelse actually slip? What good is downforce to the rear wheels? Better yet, does that diving board he call a "wing" even PROVIDE downforce?Is it wind tunnel tested, or was it just approved by a group of idiots with excessive neon lights and "NOS" stickers?
....and this ass wants 15 grand? It isnt worth 15 grand. It isnt even worth stealing. I mean...not like you can get away with an additional 1600 pounds of "downforce" on the trunklid.....And not that youll exactly blend in with a bright red car who's spoiler / wing thingy is actually knocking the police helicopters out of the sky.
But enough about the wing...wheres the rest of the pics for me to ahnialte with text? Hell, wheres the owner, ill go to his house and laugh at him, offer 5 bucks for his car and call him dumb when he refuses it






Ok, i think im done

[SvXit]

I bought his wheels for my (now svxcess') 92 several years ago. They were and still are in pristine condition. That was such a beautiful car BM (before mods). I'm surprised he still has it; thought he'd sold it a while ago. Oh well.

[AvPPoW]

Originally Posted by SvXit

I bought his wheels for my (now svxcess') 92 several years ago. They were and still are in pristine condition. That was such a beautiful car BM (before mods). I'm surprised he still has it; thought he'd sold it a while ago. Oh well.

He doesn't. Jeez, can any of you read. I explained all about the car a couple of posts back

It was sold about 2 years ago, the owner does not have it anymore. This is a very old ad.

[SvXit]

Originally Posted by AvPPoW

He doesn't. Jeez, can any of you read. I explained all about the car a couple of posts back

It was sold about 2 years ago, the owner does not have it anymore. This is a very old ad.

I can read just fine. Ask around and you'll find that to be the case. I simply didn't see the post you put up at the time I responded. I'll do my best not to chime in next time. Christ.

[AvPPoW]

Originally Posted by SvXit

I can read just fine. Ask around and you'll find that to be the case. I simply didn't see the post you put up at the time I responded. I'll do my best not to chime in next time. Christ.

I didn't just mean you.