New Ferrari

[LarryIII]

Rosie got me a Ferrari last week.
Before eveyone gets bent out of shape or drools with envy, let me say that it was a bottle of Ferrari Eau de Toilette. It comes in a nice red box with the prancing horse logo, and has a lemony cinnamon aroma.

Getting this gift got me thinking (smell the wood burning) that we need a scent called SVX. We can use the same ad agency that Subaru used to market the SVX.
I can see it now.... "SVX...for the man who wants to smell like his car!

I don't mean to leave the female SVX owners out in the cold. For them, we have TRANNY by SVX. The slogans for this could be "TRANNY...When you want to slip into another realm.", or "TRANNY...only her mechanic knows for sure."

Let's not forget the ever popular soap on a rope (the perfect holiday gift). It would have the SVX logo embossed on it. The soap can come two ways.
(1) For her it would be colored pearlized white with a black rope and have aloe in it.
(2) For him it would be a dark amber color, like burnt transmission fluid, with a twisted v-belt type rope, and have some oatmeal in it to make it a little bit gritty.

I'm sure Ron can get Ripemoff Industries to have these items in the stores for sale by the Holidays next year.


I have to go now. I want to get an Obam Chia head for Rosie.