FEAR THIS!! (or at least pretend to)

On my way to work today I pulled up to a red light behind a bright yellow Ford Focus. I couldn't help but laugh as I read the "FEAR THIS" sticker this young girl had put in her rear window. Fear what? Your anemic 4 banger? The tough, muscular looks of your car that resembles an M&M?? Your long list of recalls?? What exactly should I fear? Maybe I should fear her driving?

Anyway, thanks to her my morning started off with a great laugh



Dave (OH NO! Is that a FORD FOCUS??? AARRGGHHH!!!! RUN!!!!)

[GreenMarine]

Originally posted by red95svx
On my way to work today I pulled up to a red light behind a bright yellow Ford Focus. I couldn't help but laugh as I read the "FEAR THIS" sticker this young girl had put in her rear window. Fear what? Your anemic 4 banger? The tough, muscular looks of your car that resembles an M&M?? Your long list of recalls?? What exactly should I fear? Maybe I should fear her driving?

Anyway, thanks to her my morning started off with a great laugh



Dave (OH NO! Is that a FORD FOCUS??? AARRGGHHH!!!! RUN!!!!)

Hehehe, I'd fear all of the above

[Landshark]

i fear the SRT-4 .........it is fastAr!!!11!!!one!!11!!

I wouldn't care if it was the fastest car on the planet...it would still look like some sort of life-size Fisher Price toy How can we fear that? It's like asking people to fear Elmo





Dave

[GreenMarine]

Focus.... Not fast4r.... SVX..... Not Fast4r, but better looking

[Chiketkd]

Funny story. Maybe those 17sec timeslips were starting to get to her head...

-Chike

Originally posted by red95svx
Anyway, thanks to her my morning started off with a great laugh

Originally posted by red95svx
I wouldn't care if it was the fastest car on the planet...it would still look like some sort of life-size Fisher Price toy How can we fear that? It's like asking people to fear Elmo





Dave

You mean YOU aren't afraid of elmo?

[PatrickB]

i use to have a small 4-5" decal on the back of my mirage that said

"Who's Next?"

No one really ever got it on that car..till they raced it. Gotta have something to attract a little attention.

[Chiketkd]

What kinda times did your Mirage turn in the 1/4? Was it a sleeper *Evo* conversion???

-Chike

Originally posted by PatrickB
No one really ever got it on that car..till they raced it.

[PatrickB]

Originally posted by PatrickB
i use to have a small 4-5" decal on the back of my mirage that said

"Who's Next?"

No one really ever got it on that car..till they raced it. Gotta have something to attract a little attention.

11.8@118mph

but i think it would have did better cause i got 8.1@92mph in the 1/8 on street tires.

[Chiketkd]

That's flying fast for a Mirage hatchback! Did you convert it to awd or was it fwd? Also, what kinda turbo did you use?

-Chike

Originally posted by PatrickB
[B]11.8@118mph

[PatrickB]

big16g fwd it is 1/1600 mirage /colt turbo charged from the factory. a destroked 4g63 basicly it was replaced with a 4g63. fmic 550cc injectors and a safc

[Chiketkd]

That's just insane. Those 4G63 iron blocks are pretty much bullet proof and make a great tuner motor.

Sweet car dude!

-Chike

[Aredubjay]

Originally posted by DeadlyDuck


You mean YOU aren't afraid of elmo?

My sentiments exactly.

I've feared him ever since I heard about the lady at the manufacturing plant who was sewing two large marbles between his legs, until her boss stopped her and exclaimed, "NO! I said give him two TEST TICKLES!" <rimshot>

[Landshark]

Originally posted by Aredubjay
I've feared him ever since I heard about the lady at the manufacturing plant who was sewing two large marbles between his legs, until her boss stopped her and exclaimed, "NO! I said give him two TEST TICKLES!" <rimshot>

<slaps knee>