Stories (a couple)

[petesvx2]

So on my way to play baseball today, (we have a sports dome in town), I see an elderly man (79) jump out of the woods flagging someone down. So I pull over, flick the hazards on and run over to see whats going on, another man stopped also. So we asked him a bunch of questions to see if he was ok, he slid like ten feet through a snowbank and into these gnarly bush type plants. Idk I'm not a botanist. But anyway, then a big ass Silverado pulls over, he had a chain. So we tied it up, and just like the commercial he came out of the sticks with ease. He was driving a Jeep Wagoneer.

On my way home from dropping a friend off, I slid across the road, we had a storm and the roads are absolute ****. I missed a fire hydrant by about a foot, plowed through a slush bank, and recovered. PHEW! Then I went to the carwash...and she's now squeaky clean .