Found a Christmas jingle you may like

[HighwayUFO]

Came in my e-mail today. Thought I'd share.

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was an Import H-6 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Suby, even with it's big power,

As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Suby erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Revver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons.

Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that SVX gets some traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,

I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past.

Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler:

"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing",
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark high-speed fly-by

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNG, ning, ning, ning!

Funniest spin on and old Christmas Carole.

Keith

[PatrickB]

heh thats always pretty funny. be more realistic if the svx *****d him off the line

[n00b on demand]

hahaha that was great

[Landshark]

Originally posted by civic_slayer
The Suby erupts in clouds of tire smoke......

uh, yeah.

[SubaSteevo]

Originally posted by civic_slayer
Came in my e-mail today. Thought I'd share.

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was an Import H-6 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Suby, even with it's big power,

As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Suby erupts in clouds of transmission smoke,
Now Smasher, now Revver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons.

Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that SVX gets some traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,

I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past.

Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler:

"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing",
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark high-speed fly-by

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNG, ning, ning, ning!

Funniest spin on and old Christmas Carole.

Keith

[Alycone]

Wow, that actually took some talent.

Funny.

[HighwayUFO]

As far as the tire smoke, use the "Bald tires and a 5 speed swap" state of mind.

Keith

[Alycone]

Ugh, what a horrible avatar cs!

[Phoenix_3737]

haha his avatar makes me crack up whenever i see it lol

[n00b on demand]

reminds me of an aunt i have.....

[Earthworm]

Originally posted by civic_slayer
The Suby erupts in clouds of tire smoke

That wasn't TIRE smoke

[HighwayUFO]

Oops... ........uhhhhh...... Exhaust???

Keith

[Alycone]

ATF smoke?

[Earthworm]

Originally posted by Alycone
ATF smoke?

That would be closer to the truth.

[mikecg]

Originally posted by Landshark



uh, yeah.

It was my '94 L in the story. Ya know, after the Stage 3 ECUTune. I'll be around January, too.