I have been doomed by the tranny gods!

Okay, my transmission went out on my car about a year ago. I saved and saved to get the new tranny (as well as $5,000 worth of other work) Finally the big day had arrived. My almost NEW '92 SVX! I was a happy boy! I hopped in her and cruised for about 6 months when boom, shutter, clammer, thug... Well I guess it was time to head back to the dealer! Meanwhile (about a month earlier the semi truck crunched the front end.) So, I decided I would get it all done at the dealer at once.

Two months go by and Friday I head there to pick her up, oh was she beautiful all fixed and shiney and yes, there was going to be AWD once again!!! I could hardly wait... but I waited, I brought my rental car back and had them bring me to Subaru to get my car. <shiver> I would finally drive her again.

Just Kidding...

I made it three blocks and guess what? boom, shutter, clammer, thug... Of course i turn around and get my mechanic to go for a ride. S*@T, Just what I thought. I need a new transmission that one is no good. <mechanic took keys and drove Helix to the back to never be seen again for two months>

Now I am eagerly waiting for my fourth transmission this year! Yes, oh yes, the tranny gods love me

Does anyone have a guess what the problem is?
And, do I have a record for most trannies in a 9 month period?

-G