Ran out of gas... ran the numbers

[Nemesis Destiny]

Damn right we're smiling

I spanked some kid in an 80's Mazda MX6 the other day... just playin with him. He was creeping forward at the light, revvin' up that bad-ass manual a bit for a good take-off. After gently coaxing the car off the line, I caught up with normal acceleration and continued side-by-side, turning about 2,000-2,500rpm; I could hear the little Mazda wailing. Then he gets pissed and floors it. You all know what comes next; that's right - blew past him like he was standing still. Oh, he tried to catch up, but we all know that's silly.

At this point I just have to laugh at those tuner kids. You know how silly those blue corners, undercar neons, fake hoodscoops, heavy wheels, and farty exhausts are, kid (whomever you are)? - And I know you're hunting the net to find out just what the hell that was that smoked you; I saw that look on your face through your badly tinted windows...