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10-27-2005, 05:02 AM
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All car forums..... funny as
this came from a 4wd forum, but still funny as hell
How many forum members does it take to change a tyre?? 1 to change the tyre and to post that the tyre has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing tyres and how the tyre could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing tyres 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing tyres 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "tyre" or "wheel" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "wheel" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "tyre" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about tyres and to please take this discussion to a tyre forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use tyres and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing tyres is superior, where to buy the best tyres, what brand of tyres work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different tyres 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes tyres relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the tyre controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on tyres before posting questions about tyres" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. It would be funnier if it wasn't so true. ;-)
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#2
10-27-2005, 05:38 AM
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...and 1 to call WTLW.
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Alan 1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD!  1997 SVX LSi (Ebony) SOLD! 2005 Legacy GT (Silver) [Cobb Stg 2+] SOLD! 1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD! 2005 Forester XT Premium (Crystal Gray Metallic) SOLD! 2008 Lancer Evolution X MR (Apex Silver) [Cobb Stg 1+] 2015 Outlander Sport 2.4GT AWD (Mercury Gray) 2013 G37xS (Obsidian Black)
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#3
10-27-2005, 06:58 AM
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And the whole SVX WORLD NETWORK forum to laugh on their stupidity!!!
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Danny 1994 Silver SVX in hybernation, awaiting for the monsterous awakening (Lebanon)  1967 Mercedes-Benz 250SL Euro Specs, Hard/Softtop, White/Red. Under Complete Restoration  2013 Mercedes-Benz SL350 Euro Specs, White/Red. Mint... Another step into SL Collection. 
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#4
10-27-2005, 05:53 PM
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They're missing how many people to go cross posting this list on other forums
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David B. SVXipedia @ SVX-IW.COM -- SVX Information Warehouse 2.0 coming...eventually! Ebony 1992 SVX LS-L 5 spd Koni/GC Stebro 187k miles RIP (Rust In Pieces) 1993 SVX 5 spd Koni/GC Stebro Polyurethane bushings still available!
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#5
10-27-2005, 06:50 PM
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Or, tell everyone that the tyre would fit their Neon and would outperform anyone eles.
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. Earl .... ... .... ><SVX(*> Subaru Ambassador [COLOR=”silver”]1992 Tri Color L[/COLOR] ~45K (06/91) #2430 1992 Dark Teal LS-L ~184K (05/91) #0739 1992 Claret LS-L ~196K (05/91) #0831 1992 Pearl LS-L ~103K (06/91) #1680 1992 Pearl LS-L ~151K (06/91) #2229 1992 Dark Teal LS ~150K (07/91) #3098 (parts car) 1992 White LS-L ~139K (08/92) #6913 1993 25th AE ~98K (02/93) #164 1993 25th AE ~58K (02/93) #176 1993 25th AE ~107K (02/93) #215 1993 25th AE ~162K (02/93) #223 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~124K (1/94) #2408 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~144K (10/93) #1484 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~68K (10/93) #1525 1994 Barcelona Red LSi ~46K (02/94) #2624 1994 Pearl LSi ~41K (12/93) #1961 1995 Bordeaux Pearl LSi ~70K (02/95) #855 1996 Polo Green LSi ~95K (03/96) #872 1997 Bordeaux Pearl LSi ~55K (08/96) #097 2003 Brilliant Red LS1 Convertible ~29K (04/03) #8951 1999 Magnetic Red LS1 Coupe ~33K (04/99) #6420 My Email | Old Locker | New Locker | Picture of 15 of the 19
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10-27-2005, 07:25 PM
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10-27-2005, 08:00 PM
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Is someone supposed to say it's "tire" not "tyre" or is that a trap?
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10-28-2005, 04:59 AM
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Is someone supposed to say it's "tire" not "tyre" or is that a trap? /Quote hahahaQuote: They're missing how many people to go cross posting this list on other forums /Quote Arhahahahahahhaha.... thats gold
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#10
10-28-2005, 05:19 AM
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1 to say the wheels are on backwards.
(and then 5 to debate whether putting them on forwards really does cool the brakes better).
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10-28-2005, 05:34 AM
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10-28-2005, 06:21 AM
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1 to make a tenuous link to Ca$h
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#13
10-28-2005, 09:47 AM
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And Chi ke to write up a "How To".
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#14
10-28-2005, 05:54 PM
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LOLO. [Insert deity here] knows someone would need it.
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"That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence." '92 Dark Teal SVX LS-L, >146,000m 3 pedals, 5 speeds., restoration underway. 2012 Honda Insight, slow but cute.
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10-28-2005, 06:21 PM
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This whole thread is hilarious. But then to end it with (insert deity here) has just got me slobbering I'm laughing so hard. Oh yeah... almost forgot. Me too!!
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