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[Royal Tiger]

P.S. yes we do have the most weenie office types, but we also have the best looking women. And we are the only branch that generally sends the officers out to fight, so who's dumb now?

[Noir]

Originally Posted by Tigershark

P.S. yes we do have the most weenie office types, but we also have the best looking women. And we are the only branch that generally sends the officers out to fight, so who's dumb now?

<Noir puts on a cheerleader dress> GOOOOOO AIRFORCE!!!!!</Noir>

[Ricochet]

Originally Posted by Tigershark

but we also have the best looking women.

You also have the prettiest men.. oh and I scored a 93 on my asvab thanks.

[Noir]

Originally Posted by Ricochet

You also have the prettiest men.. oh and I scored a 93 on my asvab thanks.

<Noir hands Ricochet a cookie.>

i remember a few people from skool going into the airforce. some of the dumbest people i ever knew. not as dumb as the ones going into the army and marines...but fairly dumb none the less.

maybe it's cause i'm from mullet country, who knows.

and yes, this is my opinion.

well there was one who wasn't dumb....dude graduated top of his class EE from ga tech and then had the navy pay for med school at emory....the 4-5 years he spent in the navy and marines (he was shuffled around to whoever needed a doc) was hell from what he tells me. he says he came out of the navy dumber than he went in.

[Ricochet]

http://www.chairforce.com/easy-chair...rank-chart.htm

[Royal Tiger]

I should be honest and say the Army was actually my first choice coming out of high school before I knew any better. I was in Army JROTC in H.S. and thne turned to the Air Force. The Air Force treats it's people the best, although that applies to non Security, i.e. Police, types as we were basicly the Air Force Infantry, responsible for base defence. I had to live outside, eat MRE's, dig DFPs, learn land nav, etc... I actually tested for the Marine Corp, and was able to be placed anywhere in the Corp. When I changed over to the Air Force Reserve and tried for Security Police, now called Security Forces, they saw my Mechanical ASVAB score (99) and told me it would be a waste to put me there, and I ended up in Combat Arms Training and Maintanence. My lowest ASVAB battery was a 94 in Coding. Cummaltive score was 97. If you liked the Army, I salute you for at least doing your part. My dad was ANG during Vietnam, but was never deployed. My uncle was a Marine MP and my father in law an Air Force refuler, both in country. If I had to do it all again, I would honestly go active duty Navy. Best achademic programs, see the world if you get ship borne, and if you deploy, you sleep in A/C and eat real food.

[Ricochet]

If I could do it all over again I would have picked an mos worth a damn, and yeah probably gone Navy. My job title is to fix electronics, but I haven't touched a soldering iron in the Army in years.. I work at a motor pool doing preventive maintenance on trucks that we never use. For some reason they put us high asvab people in with some of the dumbest people the Army has to offer.

[Royal Tiger]

I'm surprised you didn't pursue intel or some other high tech field. Some of the guys I went to HS with went into Copperhead before that got squashed. I graduated in 1989 so I'm kind of dating myself. I belief the DoD killed Cooperhead in 1992. That looked promising. For those non-military types around here, Cooperhead was the Army's radar, laser, and satalite guided field artillery system. Tested great out at Fort Irwin is it? Where they do the Armored Cav and Armor drills.

[Ricochet]

I was in fourth grade in 1989

[Royal Tiger]

4th grade? No more comments from you!