light bulb found in...er...a place it shouldn't be

[nordique14]

He is using the old "I have no idea how it go there" defense. Yeah, sure buddy.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060629/...NlYwNtZW5ld3M-

Operation removes lightbulb from anus
Thu Jun 29, 7:34 AM ET

MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.

[Landshark]

Appalachian Emergency Room?

[-JJ-]

ouch

[NikFu S.]

Uhhh...

I'm surprised it didn't break. He must have known to be careful...

[Suby Fan]

i dont think it was a standard blub it must have been one of those fake candle ones... and at least its not a toy car!

[NikFu S.]

Originally Posted by Suby Fan

i dont think it was a standard blub it must have been one of those fake candle ones... and at least its not a toy car!

"I'm spackling! D:"
xD

[Tony117s]

Originally Posted by NikFu S.

"I'm spackling! D:"
xD

-heart rates going up for sure
-there's no getting around it, it f'n hurts

[Chiketkd]

Originally Posted by Landshark

Appalachian Emergency Room?

Now that was a funny SNL skit!

[Electrophil]

It makes sense to have a lightbulb where the sun doesn't shine.

[DreamingOfSpeed]

How do you not notice someone is sticking anything up your butt? I sleep like a rock but i'm fairly certain i would wake up if someone attempted this on me! I think he did it for fun ( ) and it got up there too far. i've read stories about men using vases and other items for the same purpose and not being able to remove it.

[Electrophil]

He put it there. What a deviant.

Crazy deviants.

[DarknessofDeath]

at least it was just a light bulb in his case

[Alycone]

"The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before"

Then that must be an inexperienced ER doc. People loose things in orfices all the time.


(I recall seeing a bowel perforation via chopsticks)

[Bobb]

Hi everyone, This shows us how much time a guy in prison has on his er hands. I found this thread very illuminating. Take care, BOBB

[Ron Mummert]

Yo, Fateh....watts up?

Me.