Japanese Parts - Page 7

SVXphile · #91 05-22-2001, 05:39 PM

< Anyone interested in a nice SUBARU emblem for your rear? >

Butt, asser me this....between pillar and post-erior, how am I supposed to attach this thing? And it's so small, I don't want someone tail-gating me trying to cheek it out. Its no bun if it can't be seen or falls off. People are always having their hood ornaments ripped off; stealing one off the rear would be an anus crime if I ever heard of one.

Don

Aredubjay · #92 05-22-2001, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by svxxx26

Is that similar to "supersize" Randy? Next time you're at McDonald's, tell them to "mysteriousize that!"

But seriously, I sense some hostility here towards Subaru - just remember, we're here for you Randy - don't hold it in, just let the anger out!

All of McDonalds food is already "mysteriousized" -- anything I order from there I call "pasteurized, processed (fill in the blank) food." It ain't "real" food. Take for instance the "McRib." Looks strangely like Spam that's been put in some sort of ribbed mould (ribbed for our enjoyment? I don't think so.).

As for hostility. No, not really. I just find it slightly frustrating that they shun such a wonderful car in favor of a bloomin' rally car dressed up in it's "Sundy-go-ta-meetin'" clothes, that's all. AAARRRGGGHHHH!

SVXphile · #93 05-24-2001, 11:44 AM

"Hey honey, come here quick! Look at your Impreza flying through the air!"

"Where is THAT?!"

"Sweden I think..."

"Must be REALLY late for church, huh?"

Don

Aredubjay · #94 05-24-2001, 12:42 PM

I see that "the boys" helped you with your avatar. Nice! But, if I stare at it long enough, I go into a trance.

Aredubjay · #95 05-24-2001, 12:45 PM

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Originally posted by SVXphile
< Anyone interested in a nice SUBARU emblem for your rear? >

Butt, asser me this....between pillar and post-erior, how am I supposed to attach this thing? And it's so small, I don't want someone tail-gating me trying to cheek it out. Its no bun if it can't be seen or falls off. People are always having their hood ornaments ripped off; stealing one off the rear would be an anus crime if I ever heard of one.
Don

I just now caught this one, Don. Alls I got to say is . . . Stop it.

svxistentialist · #96 05-24-2001, 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by Aredubjay

I just now caught this one, Don. Alls I got to say is . . . Stop it.

Yeah, quite so Randy.
Totally assinine Don.

Joe

Aredubjay · #97 05-24-2001, 01:38 PM

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Originally posted by svxistentialist

Yeah, quite so Randy.
Totally assinine Don.

Joe

Et tu, Joe?

svxistentialist · #98 05-24-2001, 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by Aredubjay

Et tu, Joe?

OK, I'll butt out.

Joe

svxistentialist · #99 05-24-2001, 01:55 PM

Lest I forget,

The English distributor has given me an Irish guy who is going to distribute Blantons, so I may manage to taste the brew without a remortgage.

Had some Wild Turkey last week, but I think it must have been corn-fed, it was a tad underwhelming. It wasn't the 101, they try to extract as much alcohol as possible from the drink round here to keep a lid on the population growth.

Looking forward to a sip.

Joe

Aredubjay · #**100** 05-24-2001, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by svxistentialist

OK, I'll butt out.

Joe

AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!! <SWAGGER . . . STAGGER . . . THUD!>

#**101** 05-24-2001, 03:46 PM

Now this is more like it! This is how it 'used' to be over in the 'other' place. Fun.
-joe-

SVXphile · #**102** 05-24-2001, 06:01 PM

< see that "the boys" helped you with your avatar. Nice! But, if I stare at it long enough, I go into a trance>

I'll have you know that I did that all by my iddy biddy self! (Actually I tried to get help in the chat room last night, but 'twernt nobody home) I posted it from my computer at school. (I am begining to think that my McAfee Guard Dog program is to blame) It reflects my years as a ham (oink!) operator.....stare at it closely Aredub..

...watch the radiating waves......you are getting sleepy.....sleepy.....you are totally relaxed now....you are feeling very agreeable....your ole bud Don is thirsty.....he's such a great guy....picked Kentucky over his old home state at the sip-off.....what a pal.....yeah I think I'll send him a bottle of Wild Turkey....heck, not a bottle...a whole case!.....yeah that would really be the thing to do...when I wake up, I won't remember this message....but I won't forget my chum in the mountains....

...WE NOW RETURN AREDUBJAY TO HIS REGULARLY SCHEDULED SCHEDULE....

SVXphile · #**103** 05-24-2001, 06:20 PM

<Yeah, quite so Randy.
Totally assinine Don.>

I gess I ass-ked for that....but since I ass-pire to puntifical greatness, I must continually ass-ault the bastions of good taste and ass-emble with ass-iduous fervor an ass-imilation of ass-tutely ass-tonishing puns that ass-uredly will render from our ass-ociation an ass-ortment of punny people with whom I may ass-ociate most ass-ertively.

..of course this may only be an ass-umption on my part....

Don

Aredubjay · #**104** 05-24-2001, 10:13 PM

Don, if you keep talking out of your . . . oh, never mind!

<Eyes begin to glaze over -- begins to gather large feathered creatures and stuffing them in a box -- tapes box shut -- tapes label with Don's address -- feathers flying everywhere, flapping and sound of "gobble , gobble" coming from box -- takes box, crams it in small rural mail box and raises flag -- returns to computer -- sits down -- snaps out of trance>

What the . . . there's bird poop and feathers all over my kitchen floor! Where'd that come from?

Aredubjay · #**105** 05-24-2001, 10:16 PM

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Originally posted by joeaux
Now this is more like it! This is how it 'used' to be over in the 'other' place. Fun.
-joe-

WELL! We can have none of THAT!

As moderator of this forum, I forbid the practicing of FUN "over here."

If I see any more expressions of FUN on this board, I will be forced to delete them.

You have been warned!

BWAH - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!