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[SHISVX]

How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

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1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

[Landshark]

1 to say that, on average, flourescent bulb users are more intelligent than incandescant bulb users,

4 to argue which is better, domestic or import bulbs

3 to ask for pics of wimmenz changing bulbs

1 to ask for pics of sheep and lightbulbs

7 to say that if subaru made light bulbs, they would be superior to other light bulbs

1 to say that if there were dodge neon light bulbs, they would rule the world

34 to flame the 1 guy that said that

[ensteele]

5 to take pictures of the process
1 to do a How-To and post it.
1 to post that you should have done a search of the process before you started.

[ensteele]

2 or 3 to post PhotoShop pictures of zebra stripes, tints of bulbs, and other exotic colors.
4 to analize how many more horse power these new bulbs will give the SVX.

[GreenMarine]

Man Kelli... You must have been really bored

[Bobb]

Wow Kelli, someone must have dumped on your head. So to complete the post I'll conclude with filament, envelop, and base. Take care, BOBB

[Ron Mummert]

The thread would have been immediately killed off by the moderators, as changing a light bulb involves screwing.

Ron (Watts up)?

[GreenMarine]

But the thing that stopped it from being killed off was the fact that Kelli was the one that started it... Everyone wants to hear Kelli talk about scre...... um ...... I mean changing Light Bulbs

Originally posted by Landshark
3 to ask for pics of wimmenz changing bulbs

NASIOC much?

[Andy]

Shouldn't the correct term be 'Incandescent Luminaire' ?

[Andy]

Originally posted by Ron Mummert
The thread would have been immediately killed off by the moderators, as changing a light bulb involves ########.

Ron (Watts up)?

Unless it was a bayonet cap

[GreenMarine]

Originally posted by alacrity024


NASIOC much?

Yea that does sound a bit like NASIOC OT..

don't forget...

1 to post some 3MB digital pictures of a lightbulb change in progress

7 to complain that the pictures are too big and should be reduced in size

37 to state that the lightbulb in the pictures was put on backwards

[ensteele]