The newest edition to the driveway

[Aredubjay]

Originally posted by alacrity024


WOAH!

hey dad.. want another DJ/SVX in the family?

-adam

Down boy! One "starving artist" is enough.

[T.McCaw]

rule number one, NEVER give your daughters everything they want...no matter how much you want to.

I also have two daughters. On there 13th birthday I told each of them that I was a teenager once and I would try and remember that. And that I would be there for them no mater what. My 21 year old has never used her gift. But my 16 year old has torn the paper back and looked inside a few times.
When I answered the phone when the first boy called up my oldest daughter when she was 16, I said hang on a minute will ya I'm cleaning my guns. I handed the phone over to my daughter. He asked my daughter if I as going hunting. Then I saw her head pock arond the corner.

Tom

[CigarJohnny]

Jeff.....Your baby girls are beauties! Remnds me that my little girl wil be turning 2 next month. Another year or so and I will be buying her her first car too.

Lee.....Your baby girl is a beauty too! Makes me think of my little girl at that age and it scares the hell out of me!

Randy........You realize the risk you took showing off your baby girl to this crowd??? In your next pic of her will she be standing between Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom?

-Johnny (Randy is lucky I'm not single. On second thought maybe I'm the lucky one.)

[Aredubjay]

Originally posted by CigarJohnny


-Johnny (Randy is lucky I'm not single. On second thought maybe I'm the lucky one.)

Say what? I didn't hear you. I was making too much noise cleaning my guns.


Thanks, Johnny. Now I know that when I tell people my daughter's beautiful, it's not just a prejudicial statement.

She truly blesses me. At thirteen, she asked if we'd throw her a birthday party and invite all her friends and family. We found that to be an interesting request and asked why she would want to have a gathering like that. Her reply: "I want them all to be here when I pledge to remain pure until marriage, and to ask them to support me in my decision." Needless to say, she got her gathering. She made her pledge, and over 60 people signed a pledge of support. At the end of her pledge ceremony, I presented her with a heart locket. There was a matching key, which I kept. Once she decides to find a husband, he will have to properly (yes, it's old fashioned, but it's the way she wants it) ask for my blessing. If granted, I will hand him the key.

At age 18 (soon to be 19) she has remained true to her promise (I know, some of you skeptics are saying "as far as you know <snicker>", but, trust me when I say I know she has). I am a very fortunate daddy.

[Darksied-X]

After looking at all the pictures, I've come to a conclusion: SVXer's make cute kids. You better be careful though Kelli, your a ford lover after all.

I too grew up without much of a father figure in my life, so I try my damnedest to make all our time together meaningful. Luckily, me and the girls have a lot in common. They love the Subarus (they even know I want a WRB WRX), video games, and NASCAR. My oldest daughter loves her "Home Depot car".

To all of you that complimented their cuteness, much thanks, I really appreciate it. Actually, I'm kinda surprised they came out as cute as they did, considering they got stuck with my DNA and all.

I don't own a gun, besides paintball guns, nor do I plan to. But don't worry, I already have my "Dating Precautions" in place. I'm going to employ the tactic my pops-in-law used on me. When ever the boys come over, always make sure the chainsaw is in prominent view. I swear, he even put it right on their kitchen table once, just to keep me on my toes.

By the by Larry, yeah, I just love basketball. Thats why I use it strictly for paintball target practice.

P.S. I was just ribbin' ya Kelli. From the looks of you, I'm sure you'll have beautiful ford-loving children.

[Subafreak]

Hay Randy, can I borrow that manual on how to keep you daughter a virgin till marriage? Could you send it express mail she's already 8 and that little bastered from next door has been comming over alot lately.

[Earthworm]

So many joke comments to make about Randy's daughter's picture....can't decide which ones to say.

Maybe I'll just keep myself safe and hold my tongue...err...fingers.

[Aredubjay]

Originally posted by Earthworm
So many joke comments to make about Randy's daughter's picture....can't decide which ones to say.

Maybe I'll just keep myself safe and hold my tongue...err...fingers.

Ah, the guns are all clean now. <Click> <Slap> <Shhkkk> And loaded.

[NapaBavarian]

Originally posted by SHISVX
to warn off the guys, my mom use to put a log on a log...grab the 10 lb axe, swing it over her head and split the top log in half down the middle

i didn't have a father around, but i think the guys were more afraid of my mother then anyother person on the planet

Kelli

If that's enough to scare them off it's probably best they left, I'd just offer a hand with a hydraulic spliter the axe takes too much energy