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Old 09-13-2005, 03:04 PM
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More Politics about Iraq... (Not really)

I saw this on another forum, and thought you all would like to tear into it.



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FOR YOU YOUNGSTERS!! Tell me again why we should not of gone to IRAQ?? and keep going to IRAN!!! ENUF IS ENUF!!!!

Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice test. The events are actual Events from history. They actually happened!

Do you remember?

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:

a. Superman
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:

a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:

a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:

a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:

a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:

a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:

a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:

a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:

a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:

a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:

a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:

a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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Old 09-13-2005, 03:16 PM
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Old 09-13-2005, 07:53 PM
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Not all of us "youngsters" think the same way. Great post.
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Old 09-13-2005, 08:08 PM
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Great thread. But I have to watch how much I agree .
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Old 09-13-2005, 09:45 PM
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i think i got that e-mail like two years ago.

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Old 09-14-2005, 03:35 AM
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darn... I kept choosing "A" Can't trust those Smurfs! Always causing trouble...
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Old 09-14-2005, 09:56 AM
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I can't say I disagree with the logic.

However, I also think we should obliterate the smurfs. They are evil little blue creatures.

Have a Smurfy Day!
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Old 09-14-2005, 10:00 AM
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I can't say I disagree with the logic.

However, I also think we should obliterate the smurfs. They are evil little blue creatures.

Have a Smurfy Day!
well gargamel wanted to turn them into gold didn't he? there must be ways of using the pesky smurfs to our advantage. how about using them to obliterate the 'evil' islamic extremists or feeding hay to the donkeys/horses of teh world.
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Old 09-14-2005, 11:04 AM
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Bobby Kennedy was shot by a Muslim extremist?

I would have found Jay Lenno to be more likely.

But as for the others I guess you can say they were Muslim extremists, ecspecially #2. Who else would go out of their way to kidnapp and then hastly murder Israeli athletes, the KKK, Germans?

But if you want to get more technical, aside from numbers 1, 3, 5 and 8, they were commited by terrists working under the PLO. And for 9-12 were done by Al Qaeda or so the US government claims.

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Old 09-14-2005, 11:33 AM
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I would have found Jay Lenno to be more likely.
What did Bobby have a car Jay wanted?

Easiest solution IMO would be to stop sending 2 cents out of every tax dollar to Israel. That will at least get rid of one of the selling points extremist have used to recruit able, young, unemployed men. Then take that 2 percent and give the able, young unemployed Muslims jobs or better yet send them all to the Jewish/Muslim summer camps that I think Bush I had set up so they can realize that differences people/religions aren't bad but actually good for the world. Then again, without the Israeli Army, we'd have to do more R&R on our military weapons.
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Old 09-14-2005, 12:49 PM
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Uggh, do we have to turn this into a middle east or to be more specific Israeli/Palastinian debate. But I guess with a topic like this it was only a matter of time.

Well, currently the US or Pentagon has threatened to place an arms embargo on Israel when they recently tried to sell weapons technology to China, who they had a diplomatic relationship with since the 1970s. Ironically enough this is going on while the US is now in the process of selling technology themselves, but that is aside from the point.

This leaves the Israeli arms industry no other choice but to heavily depend on US support and them as a customer. However if the IDF starts utilizing this gun more it would at least convice the US government to start to stop sending heavily discount M16 and M5s.

Those camps are a great program but until things camb down a bit over there, they wouldn't recieve that much coverage let alone be that effective. It is also better for diplomatic reasons if they remain private.

The thing the US government has to down to cut down on support for Israel is rather than look at China as a future enemy sooner, they should see that they share a common interest against a common enemy. And so permit IMI to share some technology with China, the PLA might give them some tech in tern. This also might send a message to the Arab nation that the US is indeed willing to work with them rather than feel like they are forcing to dictate them.

Muslim extremist will always hate the US along with other western nations no matter what we do, it is their agenda. What we can do though is convince people there is another way to get their nation and culture recognition plus prosperity on their own terms that doesn't include irraticating the other. Just as Palastinians should get the message that Israel doesn't want to intrude upon them, should focus on creating their own nation rather than devoting their resoarces to annihilating the other and should come to learn that the terrorist organizations they habor are not for the interests but rather selfishly for their own.

In this situation it is ignorance that breads the hatred, knowledge can help us see past it. At least we share that thought.

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Old 09-14-2005, 04:22 PM
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No no no no... we were talking about Smurfs! Those evil little blue critters that tried to take over the world a while back.... get back on topic!
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Old 09-14-2005, 04:30 PM
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No no no no... we were talking about Smurfs! Those evil little blue critters that tried to take over the world a while back.... get back on topic!

look smurfette wasn't evil, she was hawt.

i'd say sassy was appealing to the eyes too, but then i'd be arrested since she's a minor.

last i checked, minor necrophilia is still a crime.
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Old 09-14-2005, 04:53 PM
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Hah.... I knew something was rotten in Smurfsville! The Smurfs were evil Commies!
I even got proof.... check out my source if you dare
http://www.iamlost.com/features/smurfs/commies.shtml

Yeah, it figures, Noir, that you'd like Smurfette. She was always looking for impressionable youths.

She's the best agent they got... guess you got to give her a little credit for her smooth moves. Sure knows how to get a guy motivated, eh Noir?
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Old 09-14-2005, 05:17 PM
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Well, currently the US or Pentagon has threatened to place an arms embargo on Israel when they recently tried to sell weapons technology to China, who they had a diplomatic relationship with since the 1970s. Ironically enough this is going on while the US is now in the process of selling technology themselves, but that is aside from the point.
I thought the Israelis were successful in completing the last weapons technology transaction which really upset our government.

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The thing the US government has to down to cut down on support for Israel is rather than look at China as a future enemy sooner, they should see that they share a common interest against a common enemy. And so permit IMI to share some technology with China, the PLA might give them some tech in tern. This also might send a message to the Arab nation that the US is indeed willing to work with them rather than feel like they are forcing to dictate them.
Other than the muslim extremists within the country that's trying to break free from Chinese reign (which typically ends with the Chinese military sending in troops to subdue aka. kill all suspected of being in such organizations), I don't believe that China sees the rest of the Muslim community as a future enemy.

Unless I'm wrong, China has traded/given weapons technology with some of said countries. Then there's those plans for an oil pipeline from the middle east going straight into China......

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Muslim extremist will always hate the US along with other western nations no matter what we do, it is their agenda. What we can do though is convince people there is another way to get their nation and culture recognition plus prosperity on their own terms that doesn't include irraticating the other. Just as Palastinians should get the message that Israel doesn't want to intrude upon them, should focus on creating their own nation rather than devoting their resoarces to annihilating the other and should come to learn that the terrorist organizations they habor are not for the interests but rather selfishly for their own.
Unfortunately, the Wahhabi ideology is spreading to Muslim countries worldwide. I believe it's also spreading to the mosques of teh US of A. To counter this spreading ideology, I recommend that we send peaceful Islamic missionaries and build more mosques that require the use our peaceful clerics to spread love and prosperity to those troubled lands.

I say first destination ---- Indonesia.

Of course the peace loving clerics could be garbed in the traditional robes or in military fatique. Worse case I guess, we could kill em all.

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