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Old 01-17-2005, 05:16 PM
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College Essay: funny as hell

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Old 01-17-2005, 05:23 PM
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Strange, I didn't find it funny at all.
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Old 01-17-2005, 05:36 PM
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Old 01-17-2005, 05:37 PM
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Old 01-17-2005, 05:43 PM
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Strange, I didn't find it funny at all.
Must be my twisted sense of humour
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Old 01-17-2005, 07:37 PM
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Must be my twisted sense of humour
Nah, it's probably from riding too much bull in texas.
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Old 01-17-2005, 08:09 PM
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I thought it was funny.

And I'm from Texas too... hmmm...
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Old 01-17-2005, 08:13 PM
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I thought it was funny.

And I'm from Texas too... hmmm...
I felt it was kinda funny, but kinda sad at the same time...

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Old 01-18-2005, 09:16 AM
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Nah, it's probably from riding too much bull in texas.
To be honest i was actually in tears (from laughing so hard) by the end of the first page. I guess i've ridden one too many bulls
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Old 01-18-2005, 04:22 PM
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I thought it was funny. It's creative, if nothing else. Takes balls to do something like that.
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Old 01-18-2005, 04:26 PM
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I thought it was funny. It's creative, if nothing else. Takes balls to do something like that.
I don't think it took that much bawls. It takes balls to tell one of your teachers that you have hot n heavy fantasies of her in a full class.

It also takes balls to punch a principal much bigger than you in the mouth.

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Old 01-18-2005, 09:04 PM
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I like the 3rd page

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i know alot of people who write bs papers. in alot of classes if you have an a at the end of term you can get an a while failing the final. most teachers require to attend the final anyway so people sand bag it. i wrote an essay about how ice cream and presents solve conflict for my conflict resolution final. i got a b on it to.
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Old 01-18-2005, 10:34 PM
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i guess it is a texas thing

i thought that was pretty hilarious. it seems like something i would do (please dont comment on that statement).



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To be honest i was actually in tears (from laughing so hard) by the end of the first page.

me too.
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