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10-15-2010, 05:46 PM
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Had a 'date' and the wife didn't care!
Just got home from my Chiropractors office.
I have been walking sideways for months. Well, lately, my treatments have included massage. I have had the pleasure of the company of 4 different women putting their hands on me! Well, Marsha can put you in another place, Tiffany tries to squeeze the marrow out of your bones! Jessica is still learning. She does real good at pressure points and such. Debbie KNOWS the body, human! She actually has you doing leg lifts and movements to allow better access to the problem spots! I scheduled my next appt with HER!! I will be seeing a LOT of Debbie! I have had less pain since our last 'date' and she is 'learning' my tortured carcass better every visit. Not all of them do the same stuff and know the same things. You need to try more than one, till you find the one that's 'right' for you. I have been prescribed so many drugs for my back pain. Now I take asperin and massage, with a weekly Chiropractic adjustment. I ain't well, but I am BETTER!!
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I'm not a REDNECK! I am an Appalachian-AMERICAN!! "Can't go to work today. The 'voices' said to "Stay home and clean the guns". Most famous Red-Neck last words... " Hey Everybody, Watch This!!) http://s306.photobucket.com/albums/nn272/subi-crosser/ Jerry 
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10-17-2010, 09:48 PM
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Re: Had a 'date' and the wife didn't care!
My wife was a massage therapist - she can find knots in my back that i don't even realize are there.
"Does that hurt?" "YIKES!" 10 minutes later ...... mmmmm 
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Alan 1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD!  1997 SVX LSi (Ebony) SOLD! 2005 Legacy GT (Silver) [Cobb Stg 2+] SOLD! 1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD! 2005 Forester XT Premium (Crystal Gray Metallic) SOLD! 2008 Lancer Evolution X MR (Apex Silver) [Cobb Stg 1+] 2015 Outlander Sport 2.4GT AWD (Mercury Gray) 2013 G37xS (Obsidian Black)
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10-18-2010, 08:02 PM
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I have been picking their brains while they work on me. I have learned a lot about what they do. I can do some of it to me, but not enough to really make a big difference. I learned that the 'bubbles' that I bust in my neck are 'toxins' that are trapped in the muscles. I can bust them up, drink a lot of water and they are flushed out. This results in a neck that WORKS again. If I can figure out how to put my left arm into my right arm socket, I might be able to fix the 'big' problems in my lower back. As far as being married to one of those ladies!!! YOU are a LUCKY man!
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I'm not a REDNECK! I am an Appalachian-AMERICAN!! "Can't go to work today. The 'voices' said to "Stay home and clean the guns". Most famous Red-Neck last words... " Hey Everybody, Watch This!!) http://s306.photobucket.com/albums/nn272/subi-crosser/ Jerry
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10-18-2010, 11:49 PM
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10-19-2010, 09:44 AM
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yeah, she charges me a reduced rate. 
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Alan 1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD! 1997 SVX LSi (Ebony) SOLD! 2005 Legacy GT (Silver) [Cobb Stg 2+] SOLD! 1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD! 2005 Forester XT Premium (Crystal Gray Metallic) SOLD! 2008 Lancer Evolution X MR (Apex Silver) [Cobb Stg 1+] 2015 Outlander Sport 2.4GT AWD (Mercury Gray) 2013 G37xS (Obsidian Black)
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10-19-2010, 11:42 AM
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