Eggs in the morning

#1 10-11-2002, 01:27 PM

I got out to my car this morning sat down in it and reached for the shifter. Right then I noticed egg all over the passenger side on the windshiels and door glass. I was extremely pissed off as you can imagine. So I was 5 minutes late to work because I had to wash it off before it ate the paint. I'm pretty sure it was one of the neighbors kids, so im expecting to find more in the upcoming days. I hope I don't catch them, or i'll probobly wind up in jail. The egg hit the window so there wasnt any damage to the paint, luckily.

solarsvx · #2 10-11-2002, 01:52 PM

littlle craps.. hmm i say u find them and tie them up
and throw eggs at them LOL ,, what goes around comes around,

sfsvx · #3 10-11-2002, 03:47 PM

1. Find the little creeps.

2. throw them against the windshields of their parents' cars.

3. Know in your heart, as you're being sentenced, that your soul is unblemished and your actions just.

Aredubjay · #4 10-11-2002, 03:53 PM

Some of my daughter's friends came to our house and TP'd our trees and wrote on the windshield of my car with soap. I tried to be angry, but I was laughing so hard, I couldn't get mad. Scrawled across my windshield was the word "SANTAN!" You had to wonder if they misspelled Satan, or Santa or ran out of room to spell Santana. Anyway, it didn't rain, so the soap came off easily with a razor blade. No harm, no foul. Otherwise, we'd have had some major difficulties. I still can't help laughing when I think about it, though.

DavieGravy · #5 10-11-2002, 09:41 PM

I had a car that was egged once. Yes... Highschool punks.
After washing it off, there was a nice white streak down the hood. It's a good thing you got it off before any damage was done.

sfsvx · #6 10-11-2002, 09:45 PM

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Originally posted by Aredubjay
Some of my daughter's friends came to our house and TP'd our trees and wrote on the windshield of my car with soap. I tried to be angry, but I was laughing so hard, I couldn't get mad. Scrawled across my windshield was the word "SANTAN!" You had to wonder if they misspelled Satan, or Santa or ran out of room to spell Santana. Anyway, it didn't rain, so the soap came off easily with a razor blade. No harm, no foul. Otherwise, we'd have had some major difficulties. I still can't help laughing when I think about it, though.

Suntan? Maybe spring break was nigh?

It's annoying, but you gotta laugh. Fortunately, none of us on this forum ever did anything like that.

#7 10-11-2002, 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by Aredubjay
Some of my daughter's friends came to our house and TP'd our trees and wrote on the windshield of my car with soap. I tried to be angry, but I was laughing so hard, I couldn't get mad. Scrawled across my windshield was the word "SANTAN!" You had to wonder if they misspelled Satan, or Santa or ran out of room to spell Santana. Anyway, it didn't rain, so the soap came off easily with a razor blade. No harm, no foul. Otherwise, we'd have had some major difficulties. I still can't help laughing when I think about it, though.

Oh man, I laughed for a while when i read this one.

I guess I just have to look on the good side of things. 1 they didnt hit the paint with it, so it didnt scratch, 2 I cought it the night after it happened, usually I have fridays off instead of thursdays, so it probobly would have sat there for a day without me noticing giving it ample time to eat away at the paint. 3 very little of it got on the paint, and none of it left any damage.

Want to hear something funny, at first when i looked over I thought a huge bird had taken a crap on my windshield, I was thinking "Damn how did a bird leave such a big mess?" Then it hit me what it actually was.

ensteele · #8 10-11-2002, 11:38 PM

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Originally posted by I_Alcyone_I

At first when i looked over I thought a huge bird had taken a crap on my windshield, I was thinking "Damn how did a bird leave such a big mess?" Then it hit me what it actually was.

Yes, I get it now, a big bird that was flying over the car dropped an egg on it!

Good thing it wasn't a cow!

DavieGravy · #9 10-12-2002, 01:11 AM

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Originally posted by Aredubjay
or ran out of room to spell Santana

Well anyway, I hope you're feelin better

Andy · #10 10-12-2002, 03:52 AM

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Originally posted by I_Alcyone_I

I thought a huge bird had taken a crap on my windshield, I was thinking "Damn how did a bird leave such a big mess?" Then it hit me what it actually was.

Easy to tell the difference, just taste!

Andy

Beav · #11 10-12-2002, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by solarsvx
littlle craps.. hmm i say u find them and tie them up
and throw eggs at them LOL ,, what goes around comes around,

Just like the guy on the plane trying to light his shoe strings. They didn't have to put him in jail, or give him a trial. All they needed to do was set him in the middle of an empty parking lot and give him a book of matches....

#12 10-12-2002, 05:59 PM

Just be glad they didn't use ostrich eggs (see $VX post http://www.subaru-svx.net/forum/show...&threadid=6417 )

sfsvx · #13 10-13-2002, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by Beav

Just like the guy on the plane trying to light his shoe strings. They didn't have to put him in jail, or give him a trial. All they needed to do was set him in the middle of an empty parking lot and give him a book of matches....

Makes perfect sense to me, but remember - we're in a country where they try to prevent people on death row from committing suicide, and work like crazy to save them if they do.

#14 10-13-2002, 05:43 PM

My car was egged before i bought it... theres quite a bit of marking on the passenger door.

Mike