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Cheap cure for that nasty taillight condensation
When I first got my SVX, I just assumed the raindrops INSIDE the tail lights were a factory option. When other members here & there (Wahoo) explained that, NO, idiot, that's just another endearing trait of Japanese engineering. The seams don't seal, & when it rains, mosquitos actually breed in there. The fixes were to spend hours removing the whole tail light assembly, drilling little holes in the plastic in just the "right" places, & what leaks in will leak out, eventually. Other fixes involved hair dryers, blow torches & PLAY-DOH.
Well, I lived with this unsightly flaw until some time this summer when I noticed no droplets were visible. SVXcess had sucessfully used clear silicon around all the visible seams & now has pristine lenses. As all my available silicon caulk was either white or brown, I decided to try something else. Black electrical tape! Yes... I taped up every seam that I could reach. Now, after 2 months, NO drips! Now, of course, the whole country is in a drought, but after two hand, & one automatic car wash, still dry! And, since most of us are still in this drought, it's THE time to tape! Oh.. I forgot to mention the tape is "VERY SPECIAL SVX TAPE", & only I, with permission from SOA am allowed to sell it. Just send me $9.95 plus $27.50 S&H, & I'll send you a 10 foot roll. Please allow 10-12 weeks for processing & anthrax decontamination. You're welcome - Ron.
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Good s**t happened. 69 was worth the wait. '92 stock semi-pristine ebony - 160K '96 Grand Caravan - 240K '01 Miata SE - 79K '07 Chrysler Pacifica - 60k - future money pit. Last edited by Ron Mummert; 11-08-2001 at 07:36 PM. |
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Ron,
I believe that you forgot to mention that the first 10 people who order the tape from you, get a free cardboard box of wine in the color of their choice: either red, white or pink. You should also tell them that this free gift increases the S&H charges to $50-. Larry III |
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only ron......
could find some creative way to profit from selling black tape.
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1994 SVX, true dual Magnaflow exhaust, K&N filter, 17" Enkei RS6 wheels, Bridgestone Potenza RE730 225/45/17 rubber, zinc plated cross-drilled rotors with yellow painted brake calipers. B&M tranny cooler rated at 19,000 GVW. GC springs and Koni strut inserts installed and the car is lowered two inches all the way around!! "Too much fun to drive!" |
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The tale of the tape...
Uh...Ron? Does the tape go on the inside or the outside?
And if it goes on the inside, doesn't that kinda seal those little sketter fellers in there forever....kinda like ants in amber? Trap all that hu-ma-diddy in there too? Just a wonderin'....Don the rocket scientist
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Cats: Clio, Inky, Sheba, Sparky, Rocky, Cali, Scooter 3 cars: 02 SVT Focus, 2012 Versa...2015 Fiat 500 currently SVX-less 1 wife ("She, who must be obeyed..") "One advantage of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries" |
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Re: The tale of the tape...
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For multi-tape orders you'll receive a 2% discount! Just add another $27.50 S & H charge per roll. Better order now, this tape is HOT!! AND... if you order NOW, I'll THROW IN a one ounce spray bottle of Cutter's mosquito & TseTsefly spray to guard against future infestations. Just add another $27.50 S & H fee per order. Hurry!! This is a limited offer only for the first 5000 customers. Ron.
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Good s**t happened. 69 was worth the wait. '92 stock semi-pristine ebony - 160K '96 Grand Caravan - 240K '01 Miata SE - 79K '07 Chrysler Pacifica - 60k - future money pit. |
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...and if you call in the next 10 minutes!
<This is a limited offer only for the first 5000 customers>
Wow, what a deal! Now I can finally use all that Confederate money I've been collecting all these years.... Don
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Cats: Clio, Inky, Sheba, Sparky, Rocky, Cali, Scooter 3 cars: 02 SVT Focus, 2012 Versa...2015 Fiat 500 currently SVX-less 1 wife ("She, who must be obeyed..") "One advantage of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries" |
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