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Old 01-10-2004, 12:22 PM
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Anyone have any dead bodies they want disposed of?

I just got a copy of the medical bill from my lawyer for my last knee surgery from 8/02. Any guesses on how much a 1" piece of donor cartilage cost me? $13K!!! Damn, I'm in the wrong biz.
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Old 01-10-2004, 12:46 PM
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Man, for that kind of money I've got some spare connective tissue you can have...
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Old 01-10-2004, 01:27 PM
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i'm sure i can find you a piece .

apparently in many of the countries outside of the united states, there are body parts vendors that actually sell body parts per request of the buyer.

then again, i did use to go out with this girl that worked in the city morgue. i'm sure i have her number still around here.
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Old 01-10-2004, 02:04 PM
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how many bodies do you need? let me know....i take PayPal.
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Old 01-10-2004, 05:50 PM
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This would be a great side job for a hitman, make money from both sides
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Old 01-11-2004, 10:25 AM
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I got a spare kidney that could pay off all my debt with and have some change to spare for a 5-speed conversion and a new pc. Any buyers out there?

-Johnny
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Old 01-12-2004, 01:54 PM
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*********AP NEWSFALSH********** From Maine Field Office........ Homeless man wakes up with a headache and is mysteriously mising a kidney.....in other news Darksied recently gets 4th SVX!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-12-2004, 02:25 PM
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how many bodies do you need? let me know....i take PayPal.
I have a ton of friends in 1-4th year in medical school. There isn't a med school anatomy lab that I have not been inside of. I can sneak you a part of a body but they are often too dry though like beef jerky.
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Old 01-12-2004, 02:37 PM
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Hey Lwin, You can't get Mad Cow Disease from Human Jerky. Take care, BOBB
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Old 01-12-2004, 02:46 PM
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MOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo

hrm....i have a deal
i have a list of ppl i would like to get "rubbed out"
who would like to do the rubbing

Kelli
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Old 01-12-2004, 03:20 PM
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kelli, rubbing you say? i'm very good at rubbing. you name it, i rub it.

what would you like to be rubbed today?

here are some of the products that i use to rub with

http://www.mypleasure.com/store/dept..._massage_oil_3

some of that stuff even comes in a PRETTY TIN!

OMG, I need a PRETTY TIN!

<Harry starts ordering hundreds of TINS of oil.>
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Old 01-12-2004, 03:26 PM
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I got a spare kidney that could pay off all my debt with and have some change to spare for a 5-speed conversion and a new pc. Any buyers out there?

-Johnny
A new pc!!!!!!!!
With that sort of money you could afford a mac (and gain 10 IQ points)
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Old 01-12-2004, 03:50 PM
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kelli, rubbing you say? i'm very good at rubbing. you name it, i rub it.

what would you like to be rubbed today?

here are some of the products that i use to rub with

http://www.mypleasure.com/store/dept..._massage_oil_3

some of that stuff even comes in a PRETTY TIN!

OMG, I need a PRETTY TIN!

<Harry starts ordering hundreds of TINS of oil.>
randy could use a nice massage

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Old 01-12-2004, 03:58 PM
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what are you waiting for randy? she's offering to give you a nice massage.

can i get in line for a massage from the ethereal fingers of kelli?

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Old 01-12-2004, 09:41 PM
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Hi everyone, WOW, Winter just started and this is some of the worst cabin fever I have seen in years. And remember, I spent three years in Alaska, home of the cabin fever love in every year. Take care, BOBB
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