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#31
12-13-2003, 12:01 AM
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Re: Joke?
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Is this a bust or what? Yes, it's very nice, but, that's not important right now. I've got to go visit my wife in the hospital. What is it? It's a large building where sick people go, but that's not important right now.
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Randy Johnson 3rd Registered Member 02-21-2001 First Member to Reach 10,000 Posts First to arrive at the very first Reading Meet Subaru Ambassador 1992 SVX PPG Pace Car Replica 110+k 1993 White Impreza L 240+K miles 2001 Legacy Outback Limited Sedan 250+K miles 2013 Deep Indigo Pearl Legacy 3.6R 49+K miles "Reading is my favorite Holiday" Mike Davis -- at Reading VI 
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#32
12-13-2003, 09:42 PM
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Another word for a slight blemish on an otherwise perfect butt:
. . . . . . . . Asphalt
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#34
12-13-2003, 10:31 PM
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It could happen II
Hi everyone, A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender says we don't serve string here. The piece of string leaves and goes out behind the bar and messes himself up. He then goes back into the bar. The bartender says, HEY, didn't I tell you to leave a little while ago. The string says, I'm afraid not. Kaboom Take care, BOBB
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#35
12-14-2003, 06:08 AM
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all right, here is my favorite stupid joke.......
a duck walks into a bar and hops up onto a barstool. the bartender comes over and says, "what'll you have?" the duck asks, "do you have any grapes?" the bartender says, somewhat confused, "no, i don't have any grapes." the duck hops off the bar stool and leaves the bar. the next day, the duck waddles into the bar and hops up onto a bar stool. the bartender comes over and says, "what can i get for you today?" the duck asks, "do you have any grapes?" the bartender says, "no! i told you yesterday we don't have any!" the duck hops off the bar stool and leaves the bar. the following day, the duck makes his way into the bar and takes a spot on a stool. the bartender, somewhat agitated when he sees the duck, comes over and says, "may i help you?" the duck asks, "do you have any grapes?" the bartender says, "listen, this is a bar! we don't HAVE GRAPES HERE! if you come in here one more time and ask for grapes, i'm going to nail your bill right to the bar!!! now get outta here! the duck hops off the bar stool and leaves the bar. the next day, the duck enters the establishment and hops up to the bar. the bartender comes over and looks at the duck. "what can i do for you?", he says. the duck says. "do you have a hammer?" the bartender, a bit confused, says, "no, i don't have a hammer?" the duck says, "do you have any grapes?" 
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Alan 1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD!  1997 SVX LSi (Ebony) SOLD! 2005 Legacy GT (Silver) [Cobb Stg 2+] SOLD! 1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD! 2005 Forester XT Premium (Crystal Gray Metallic) SOLD! 2008 Lancer Evolution X MR (Apex Silver) [Cobb Stg 1+] 2015 Outlander Sport 2.4GT AWD (Mercury Gray) 2013 G37xS (Obsidian Black)
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#36
12-14-2003, 10:34 AM
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This might be it
Hi everyone, A drunk walks into a bar and sits down at the bar. He looks over and sees a woman sitting at the bar holding a duck. The drunk says to the woman, were did you get the pig. The woman says, why your so drunk you can't tell a duck from a pig. The drunk says, I was talking to the duck! Take care, BOBB
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#37
12-14-2003, 11:50 AM
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When's bedtime at Neverland Ranch??
When the big hand touches the little hand....badum chink
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1992 Pearlie ... ??????k Sold 8/04 Kenwood KDC-MPV619 Wedgie Cupholder 1998 Acura Integra LS 74k Sold 1/07 2007 Toyota Tacoma Prerunner SR5 .04k! 2011 Toyota Tacoma Double Cab, 4x4 TRD Sport
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#38
12-14-2003, 11:51 AM
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What do you say to Michael Jackson at the beach???
Get out of MY son!
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1992 Pearlie ... ??????k Sold 8/04 Kenwood KDC-MPV619 Wedgie Cupholder 1998 Acura Integra LS 74k Sold 1/07 2007 Toyota Tacoma Prerunner SR5 .04k! 2011 Toyota Tacoma Double Cab, 4x4 TRD Sport
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#39
12-14-2003, 12:45 PM
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did you hear about the new MJ's book?
the in's and out's of child rearing! muhahahaha
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Previous owner of the Princess Pearlie "Dimples" as of 8/6/03 1992 LS-L Pearl 124k "Yeah, that thingy!" owner of the new 1992 LS-L Pearl "Susie" I am a pessimistic optimistic. I think the worst is going to happen, that way when it does, i don't feel as bad, but if the best happens, i am twice as happy.
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#40
12-14-2003, 01:02 PM
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What college did Michael Jackson graduate from?
Bring'em Young University 
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1992 Pearlie ... ??????k Sold 8/04 Kenwood KDC-MPV619 Wedgie Cupholder 1998 Acura Integra LS 74k Sold 1/07 2007 Toyota Tacoma Prerunner SR5 .04k! 2011 Toyota Tacoma Double Cab, 4x4 TRD Sport
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#41
12-14-2003, 01:06 PM
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Why did Michael Jackson go to K-mart
He heard they had little boy's pants half off
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Matt Locker Link 2015 BRZ Limited 6MT 92 Ebony LS-L ECUtune Stage2av1, Z32 MAF, 370cc injectors, TomsSVX intake, BontragerWorks 22mm RSB #003, HID Hi and Lo beams, OT endlink and bushing mods, PWR Aluminum radiator, Harvey's QC shift kit, 2.5" flowmaster 80 exhaust, 17" Michelin Pilot Sport A/S, Poly sway bar bushings, Slotted Bradi rotors, AFBeefcake powdercoated calipers, 97 grill, and a huge set of air horns. 300,000 miles and counting 92 Ebony LS-L. ecutune stage1v4, motorsport 1pc pulley. Garage Queen - sold to Dad in upstate NY 155,000 miles 19 Subaru Ascent Premium - -Hers !. 89 DL 4x4 little red wagon - a.k.a. The immortal suby. 275k R.I.P.
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#43
12-16-2003, 01:31 PM
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One of my favorites...
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender takes one look at him and says, "Hey, buddy, why the long face?"
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Pearl '92 LS-L 179K (Historic 1st 5-speed SVX) Mods: 5-speed, 4.11's, Group-N motor mounts, dual Magnaflows, cone air filter, Kenwood MP-228 CD/Receiver, white-faced gauges, '97 grill, custom window tinting. Ebony Mica '92 LS 80K Oct 2002 - Dec 2004: Victim of theft. She served me well. You can tell the lack of craftsmanship by the wrinkles in the duct tape.
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#44
12-16-2003, 01:36 PM
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A white horse walked into a pub and the barman said
"Hey, we've got a whisky named after you" and the horse said "What? Eric?"
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Andy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ If I would be a young man again and had to decide how to make my living, I would not try to become a scientist or scholar or teacher. I would rather choose to be a plumber or a peddler in the hope to find that modest degree of independence still available under present circumstances. -- Albert Einstein, The Reporter, November 18 1954
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#45
12-16-2003, 02:11 PM
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jokes
Little Johnny is sitting on the church steps gazing intently at a bottle filled with a bubbling liqued. Sister Mary Disipline comes up to Little Johnny and asks him what he has. He says, this is kerosine Sister, the most powerful liqued I know! The sister says " No, Johnny, Holy Water is the most powerful liqued, Why if you sprinkle a few drops of this on the belly of a pregnant woman, she will pass a baby boy! He says" A couple drops of this on a cats ass and it will pass a motorcycle!!!
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