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Old 09-03-2004, 06:57 PM
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Subaru wimmenz needed - apply here

"Do you have a deadbeat wife/girlfriend that's sitting around the house with nothing to do except watching soap operas? Are you tired of paying all the bills and taking on all the financial burdens for your relationship? If you are then this is the answer for you:

Put a bikini on your wench and put her to work on the streets. That's right, you can add a new subaru to your family by having her work on easy street.

Any female svx'er interested or any male svx'er want to pimp out their hot wife for a few extra bucks and a nice new suby? Apply here."



how do you think i'd look in a wig and heels?
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Old 09-03-2004, 07:36 PM
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In a wig 'n heels? Probably just fine as long as I don't need to look at you
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Old 09-03-2004, 07:40 PM
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Can the guy with the Pit Bull apply, I'd guess he has time on his hands, not dating and all....
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Old 09-03-2004, 08:11 PM
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In a wig 'n heels? Probably just fine as long as I don't need to look at you
you're desperate enough to make me worry. i ain't fallin' for the banana in the tailpipe.
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Old 09-04-2004, 06:39 AM
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Old 09-05-2004, 04:06 PM
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you're desperate enough to make me worry. i ain't fallin' for the banana in the tailpipe.
LMAO!
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Old 09-05-2004, 04:09 PM
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Opportunities like that almost wish I was a female hotty instead of the male hotty that I am!

-Johnny (I'll likely never drive a 1000hp car )
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Opportunities like that almost wish I was a female hotty instead of the male hotty that I am!

-Johnny (I'll likely never drive a 1000hp car )
Get a Pitt Bull
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Old 09-06-2004, 03:55 PM
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well..... I'm no hottie..... but I think I might just apply!
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Old 09-07-2004, 01:20 PM
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Is that their next effort in weight reduction? Wonder if they can find a 90lbs driver to help get them into the 8's?
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a 90lbs driver to help get them into the 8's?
a 90 ls girl driving 1000hp awd Subaru



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Old 09-07-2004, 06:20 PM
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I vote for Jesse (Subafreak)

in drag. Gotta find that picture again. Creepy.....
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People are always telling me how girly I am. Maybe I should go for it. Orrr maybe I should just stop bringing that up??

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