Thread for posting useless $#!t

[shelfy]

Originally Posted by Landshark

my coworkers .................. if they annoy me.

roflmwao!!

[shelfy]

how many times will i regret the chances taken?

[shelfy]

and why do i end up always teh one who is mistaken?

[shelfy]

if you want me, you can find me left of center off of the strip.

[shelfy]

oxygen: breath of life or toxic military death vapor?

[Suby Fan]

Originally Posted by shelfy

mostly retired folks. besides, how busy the gaming floor has nothing to do with how much work i may have. i'm an accountant, drunkard!

well the more money coming in the more you have to count right???

[shelfy]

Originally Posted by Suby Fan

well the more money coming in the more you have to count right???

no. i'm not a count team member or even a revenue auditor. i'm a real accountant. my primary function is financial statement reporting.

[shelfy]

she sells sanctuary.

[Suby Fan]

are you remembering to put the new cover sheets on all the TPS reports that go out?

[shelfy]

Originally Posted by Suby Fan

are you remembering to put the new cover sheets on all the TPS reports that go out?

no. most everything i send out is electronic.

[Suby Fan]

you still put cover sheets on them right? and you know what im talking about right?

[shelfy]

Originally Posted by Suby Fan

you still put cover sheets on them right? and you know what im talking about right?

no cover sheets on email. and yes i've seen the office space. but we only have the regular dvd, not the special one with the red stapler.

[svx_commuter]

Well you know Shelfy, I think I am going to have to have you come in tomorrow morning and work on those TPS reoprts. (Hint:This always happens on a Friday afternoon.)

[svx_commuter]

I just love posting stuff where it gets lost F O R E V E R

Global Warming
No= It is all made up and not real, humans can’t effect the global environment.
Neutral = Who cares? I eat, drink and stay happy and mind my own business, not my problem. I’ll eat the “cake” they feed me and love it.
Yes= Oh what to do to fix it?
Don’t burn anything any more! Oh yeah like I am going to give up my SVX and AC and electric lights. That will never work. Give up my refrigerator, no way.
What is so bad about this warming anyway? So what if the ice caps melt and the ocean level rise. I don’t live in FL. My NJ house sitting up in the mountains could be beach front someday and increase in value.
There are just so many people in the world and more to come and all want the good USA life, SVX, home, SVX, AC, SVX-5spd, bigger house, SVX, bigger garage or any garage would be nice.
Okay, so the green house gas and warming and melting are on the way.
The answer is a place to store the excess water, more water reservoirs, more places to keep the water out of the ocean. Now that would work for sure but where to put all that water? Well maybe we are looking at this problem the wrong way. More people burning stuff is not the problem. More living people is the answer. Each person is what about 90% water? So if the average person in the world weighs about 150 pounds then they will hold about 15 gallons of water. So we just need a lot more people on the world and the problem becomes self correcting. It might just be a little difficult to move.

[shelfy]

Originally Posted by svx_commuter

Well you know Shelfy, I think I am going to have to have you come in tomorrow morning and work on those TPS reoprts. (Hint:This always happens on a Friday afternoon.)

that's cool. i can buy back the half day of vacation i used on wednesday.