If I were President, I would.....

[Electrophil]

Crasy badd speelers.

[WGJ]

be sure and tell him that you want a brain with logic and humor chips installed. That way you'll be able to think logically and you'll finally understand the jokes!
WGJ
Of course you won't want to be a Republican anymore...

[Landshark]

Originally Posted by WGJ

be sure and tell him that you want a brain with logic and humor chips installed. That way you'll be able to think logically and you'll finally understand the jokes!
WGJ
Of course you won't want to be a Republican anymore...

i am not a Republican.

i will ask the wizard to grant you the skills of a lobotomied chimp who has been using the internet for at least two weeks. might fix your posting problems once and for all.

[WGJ]

Originally Posted by Landshark

i am not a Republican.

i will ask the wizard to grant you the skills of a lobotomied chimp who has been using the internet for at least two weeks. might fix your posting problems once and for all.

So you're willing to admit you're a strawman seeking a brain but you won't cop to being a Republican? That's going to bruise some Republican's feelings.

So what is your political persuasion?
Bloc Quebecois?
Perot supporter?
Socialist Nationalist Afghan Party?
Junge Volkspartei?
Communist Party of Cananda?
Vapaan Suomen Litto?
Die Republikaner?
Green Party?
Constitution Party?
American Reform Party?
Pansexual Peace Party?
American Beer Drinkers Party? - That's my guess...you get belligerent after a six pack.

By the way, while you're dogging my computer skills you may want to use spellcheck. It's "lobotomized" or you could go with leukotomy.
Good night and good luck,
WGJ

[Royal Tiger]

Don't you get nose bleeds form being so high on that pulpit? Just checking. Me personally, I'm a facist. Well I would modify the model somewhat, but it has the basics. The republic system has to many flaws. Well maybe I could go with a new republic based on more personal responibility. And dractic welfare cuts. I'd put the money in social security. Better to help the elderly who actualy worked for a living then the Puerto Ricans who have a SSN by birth and live of the tax payers as a way of life.

[drivemusicnow]

Originally Posted by Royal Tiger

Don't you get nose bleeds form being so high on that pulpit? Just checking. Me personally, I'm a facist. Well I would modify the model somewhat, but it has the basics. The republic system has to many flaws. Well maybe I could go with a new republic based on more personal responibility. And dractic welfare cuts. I'd put the money in social security. Better to help the elderly who actualy worked for a living then the Puerto Ricans who have a SSN by birth and live of the tax payers as a way of life.

First, I'd stop bragging about the "I'm a facist" thing. It has no appeal, and as much as I try to keep political opinions seperate from respect of a person, it is hard in this case. I'm not sure you understand facis, and how it actually applies itself in real life.

And, not to pick on you specifically, but seriously... signatures that are longer than the post... let's work on content over "LOOK AT ME" BS attached to every post.

And yes, I'm grumpy.. sorry

[Royal Tiger]

I figured your in a mood Greg. No offense taken. The facist thing probably was overplayed, so sorry. It was meant to be satire. Although you can find some good point in all political theories once you isolate individual ideas. Although in practice even that is hard. I did think i made some valid points at the end. A republic could be my kind of governement, but one that reflects the actual wihes of the people it represents. This country has gone so far to make sure it doesn't offend the minority at the expense of the majority. And I'm not talking about race. Welfare is a legitimate issue and I belive the money should go to Social Security instead. Welfare should be a crutch for those who need it to get back on thier feet, or those truly to hurt to work. I'm sick and tired of dirtbag pos individuals I come in contact with being on welfare or SSI as a career.

As for the signature, it's not the longest, I checked, but it started with just listing the cars like everyone else with one slogan and one quote. All the add on mods was for Chike and I kind of liked it, so it stayed. Thanks to Bipa for adding color so you are visually entertained as well!

Cheer up Greg. It'll all work out in the end!

[drivemusicnow]

Originally Posted by Royal Tiger

I figured your in a mood Greg. No offense taken. The facist thing probably was overplayed, so sorry. It was meant to be satire. Although you can find some good point in all political theories once you isolate individual ideas. Although in practice even that is hard. I did think i made some valid points at the end. A republic could be my kind of governement, but one that reflects the actual wihes of the people it represents. This country has gone so far to make sure it doesn't offend the minority at the expense of the majority. And I'm not talking about race. Welfare is a legitimate issue and I belive the money should go to Social Security instead. Welfare should be a crutch for those who need it to get back on thier feet, or those truly to hurt to work. I'm sick and tired of dirtbag pos individuals I come in contact with being on welfare or SSI as a career.

As for the signature, it's not the longest, I checked, but it started with just listing the cars like everyone else with one slogan and one quote. All the add on mods was for Chike and I kind of liked it, so it stayed. Thanks to Bipa for adding color so you are visually entertained as well!

Cheer up Greg. It'll all work out in the end!

^ I agree. With all of it

Almost every political theory has merit to it. Communism/socialism is a good theory, however it doesn't work with human nature. Facism, IMO, has limited merits, and can never be a form of gov't that is good for it's people. good for the "nation" as an entity, maybe.

Plus, this is a "favorable" view on the party ideas:

"Fascism may be defined as a form of political behavior marked by obsessive preoccupation with community decline, humiliation, or victim-hood and by compensatory cults of unity, energy, and purity, in which a mass-based party of committed nationalist militants, working in uneasy but effective collaboration with traditional elites, abandons democratic liberties and pursues with redemptive violence and without ethical or legal restraints goals of internal cleansing and external expansion." (Anatomy of Fascism, p 218)

Anyway, I have to go drink some corporate Kool-Aid and learn how to make powerpoint presentations... because I apparantly don't know how to use the program well enough after the last time we did this.

[Royal Tiger]

I guess the facist model I was thinking of, really isn't facist. The National Socialists were by name Socialists. I don't condone what happened with the Holocost. If anything, it directly led to the fall of Germany as there were many loyal Germans that were killed merely for being Jewish. Those were people who could have fought for Germany against the real problem in the fist half of the last century, the Soviets. I favor a rigid police state in where the innocent needn't be afraid of the criminal element, and a system that doesn't bend over for the guilty, when the victims never had that luxorary. There must be rules for any society to survive, but they can't be flexible to the point you forget what they were in the first place.

[Royal Tiger]

Oh, and the signature is much smaller now!

[WGJ]

Tonight Jay Leno interviewed a young woman.
He asked her " Do you know who Tricky Dick is?"
She answered, "Bill Clinton?"

WGJ

[lhopp77]

Originally Posted by WGJ

Tonight Jay Leno interviewed a young woman.
He asked her " Do you know who Tricky Dick is?"
She answered, "Bill Clinton?"

WGJ

Thats a good one. I will have to pass it around.

Lee