Thread for posting useless $#!t

[tiv0]

i had a motorola razor
handed down to me from my older sister

then the speaker started to fuzz and cut out

so i got a LG shine

went on vacation and left the phone in my swimtrunks for about 10 minutes underwater...
that night we disassembled it and put it in the oven while it was still slightly warm to try to evaporate some of the water out
phone worked for a week and now says fatal error when turned on

so i went back to the dying motorola razor

luckily for me, my step brother was about to get a new phone and thus i got his old one

a sony erikson from about 3 years ago
i like it, but its kinda big
no one's ever seen/heard of it before

ill twist it open and attract attention from lots of people who've never seen it before

[NikFu S.]

My cell doesn't have a cuddly name like "Shine" or "Razr" but it does everything I need a phone to do.


I dreamed I was in a flash forest fire last night. :/

[shelfy]

the best phone i ever had was the first one. motorola micro-tac elite:



i still have it.

[shelfy]

Originally Posted by shelfy

the best phone i ever had was the first one. motorola micro-tac elite:



i still have it.

i used it from 1995 until sometime in 2000.

then i "upgraded" to a motorola star-tac:

[jeffast]

Originally Posted by shelfy

i used it from 1995 until sometime in 2000.

then i "upgraded" to a motorola star-tac:

i loved my star-tac, that was my first phone, those things took a beating like no phone i can find these days.

[subeman90]

Originally Posted by jeffast

i loved my star-tac, that was my first phone, those things took a beating like no phone i can find these days.

I loved my star-tac too. I had one that was dual band and did digital and analog. cool phone.

[Landshark]

i still have my Startac - used my $9/month analog plan until they killed analog.

[Tim]

what's an analog phone?

[subeman90]

Originally Posted by Tim

what's an analog phone?

you suck

[Freeman]

Originally Posted by tiv0

i had a motorola razor
handed down to me from my older sister

then the speaker started to fuzz and cut out

so i got a LG shine

went on vacation and left the phone in my swimtrunks for about 10 minutes underwater...
that night we disassembled it and put it in the oven while it was still slightly warm to try to evaporate some of the water out
phone worked for a week and now says fatal error when turned on

so i went back to the dying motorola razor

luckily for me, my step brother was about to get a new phone and thus i got his old one

a sony erikson from about 3 years ago
i like it, but its kinda big
no one's ever seen/heard of it before

ill twist it open and attract attention from lots of people who've never seen it before

Really? Who has never heard of an Ericson? AT&T sells em like crazy.. Of course I hate Sony phones and think the Ericson's are music-based garbage so I never wanted one.. But a lot of the youths think they're great!

[Freeman]

Originally Posted by shelfy

the best phone i ever had was the first one. motorola micro-tac elite:



i still have it.

Pfft.. You older people and your gross monster phones..

[Wikedjuggalo]

I remember those old ones my parents had them and those old nice car phones

[subeman90]

ok fine then...who had a bag phone? Yep i sure did. i got my first cell phone in Aug. of 1993. Can anyone top that?

[Freeman]

Originally Posted by subeman90

ok fine then...who had a bag phone? Yep i sure did. i got my first cell phone in Aug. of 1993. Can anyone top that?

I had a cell phone made from stone and mushrooms from caveman times!!!



Sorry.. I lie often..

[subeman90]

Originally Posted by Freeman

I had a cell phone made from stone and mushrooms from caveman times!!!



Sorry.. I lie often..

you were in diapers in 93 weren't you?