BioPerformance Fuel Pills....and powder..

[Myetball]

Shuuuweeeet! Phil, do you take CASH? Sign me up as a VP


Too bad you don't take credit cards, I'd love to set up an automatic charge every month that is impossible to turn off

[Electrophil]

Originally Posted by Myetball

Shuuuweeeet! Phil, do you take CASH? Sign me up as a VP


Too bad you don't take credit cards, I'd love to set up an automatic charge every month that is impossible to turn off

Then you may be interested in the "Ultra ground floor prez" level. On this level, you get to keep 72% of all your earnings. Hand over all your possessions to me for safe keeping, and allow me to marry any under aged relatives you bring along. This will assure their rightful place in Financial heaven. In return, you come live on my new "freedom commune" just outside of Waco. The money you will make is beyond all of our wildest imaginations. And we sing campsongs nightly around campfires!

Get started and send me the deed to your house right away. Watch the funds flow as you bring security to all around you!!

Can you feel the power of independence? Can you feel the thickening of your wallet? Be one of the few on the ground level! We are accepting only a limited number into the "Ultra ground floor prez" level, and is ceiling'd at only 20,000 of the most loyal. Be part of that select group!!

I signed my dog up today, which gives my fantastic new opportunity a 100% growth rate!! Be quick and find riches.

Here's an email from him I just received.

From: Lucky
To: Ultra top CEO head guy of "OUR" company
Subj: Exciting riches for all who sign up early!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
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and the email went on from there. Just the number of exclamation marks proves the validity of how well this program works!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: My dog can't type. This email is only a facisimile of what I think he was thinking when I took his bone from him as I signed him up at the car wax level.

[intelisevil]

Originally Posted by Myetball

Look forward to the next MLM/Pyramid scheme to roll through the forum

Mods

Could you please make a new forum for MLM/Pyramid Schemes?

Dan

[Myetball]

x Eleventybillion

[James Scott]

Please send them to me...OR just email me the number + your pin! [Does this mean I'm legit?]

Heh!... Why can't we all just get along!

My excitement for my BP business is starting to wane...

Jim

[Earthworm]

Shall we start a new one?

http://www.ericcaprarese.com/

[Speedklix]

Originally Posted by Earthworm

Shall we start a new one?

http://www.ericcaprarese.com/

It takes me to the firefox/thunderbird page.

Is it that diet patch thing, or are you attacking mozilla?

I'm using firefox now and it sucks. It started off great, but I'm thinking about going back to IE at least IE doesn't have ADD.

[bwb3]

I thought it was a fuel additive at first. Hmmm, a little colored water and a big dose of caffine = $$$$

[Myetball]

Originally Posted by Earthworm

Shall we start a new one?

http://www.ericcaprarese.com/

Try this one: http://www.m2cglobal-act.com/

Sounds too good to pass up. I need to cash in my retirement fund so I can get in on the ground floor of the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!!!!!!!!!

Even the company "Viper Marketing" sounds soooo cool.

Thank god for SVX-forums and all the fantastic oportunities it's members list. What would I do without you guys.

I love the disclaimer: "...people with high blood pressure, heart disease, anxiety disorder, insomnia, or who are pregnant, lactating or using blood thinners should seek the advice of a health professional before ingesting." Doesn't that pretty much cover everyone in America? Hell, I have three of those

[Earthworm]

Originally Posted by Myetball

I love the disclaimer: "...people with high blood pressure, heart disease, anxiety disorder, insomnia, or who are pregnant, lactating or using blood thinners should seek the advice of a health professional before ingesting." Doesn't that pretty much cover everyone in America? Hell, I have three of those

Congratulations! When are you due?

[Electrophil]

I just got a PM saying Myetball was lactating. Is it true?

[James Scott]

Heh Guys!...I don't know bout you..but I'd love a mothball healthfood drink right now! This is great! I think I know what I'll be doing with all those leftover gas pills! I'm rich..I'm Rich..I'm RICH!!!

Remember, I'm accepting any credit cards that you want to send me (don't forget to include your pin numbers)...by midnight May 31st. [The deadline may be extended, but don't delay....SEND THOSE CARDS TODAY!]

[Myetball]

Hahahaha...yes it's true but not from being pregnant....it's from handling those damn Bioperformance Fuel Pills

[Electrophil]

Originally Posted by Myetball

Hahahaha...yes it's true but not from being pregnant....it's from handling those damn Bioperformance Fuel Pills

I'm cracking up!

[Electrophil]

Originally Posted by James Scott

Heh Guys!...I don't know bout you..but I'd love a mothball healthfood drink right now! This is great! I think I know what I'll be doing with all those leftover gas pills! I'm rich..I'm Rich..I'm RICH!!!

Remember, I'm accepting any credit cards that you want to send me (don't forget to include your pin numbers)...by midnight May 31st. [The deadline may be extended, but don't delay....SEND THOSE CARDS TODAY!]

Hmmmm... Will they help me sleep? I've read they aren't really that good as a sleeping aid.