Thread for posting useless $#!t

[Speedklix]

I needed 5 or 6 useless posts...

[Speedklix]

that dog is sketchy!

[Landshark]

Originally Posted by Speedklix

I needed 5 or 6 useless posts...

you achieved your mission - they sure are useless.

[Suby Fan]

Originally Posted by Electrophil

I'd be editing that word "current" on out of there. If she sees that, she's gonna kick your rear.

you know i really dont see her going on a SVX fourm any time soon... so shhhhhhh

[shelfy]

a co-worker just sent me the following in an email. there was one thing in particular i found very funnAy:

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...


1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

Go on, forward this to your friends ...you know you want to!

[Earthworm]

I saw that list at least 2 years ago.

[shelfy]

Originally Posted by Earthworm

I saw that list at least 2 years ago.

i'm not surprised. the "6" in 2006 was a different colour in my email. its just made its way to cowboyland this year though.

[Noir]

Originally Posted by shelfy

i'm not surprised. the "6" in 2006 was a different colour in my email. its just made its way to cowboyland this year though.

hahaha crazy cowboy.

pwn3d!!!

+1

[shelfy]

Originally Posted by Noir

hahaha crazy cowboy.

pwn3d!!!

+1

don't be a jerk, harry.

[Noir]

Originally Posted by shelfy

don't be a jerk, harry.

Here, let me make it right:

"I know you are but what am I?"

your turn to copy and paste it.

[shelfy]

Originally Posted by Noir

your turn to copy and paste it.

you boys aren't letting me get any work done today. thank heavens alan isn't here.

[Noir]

Originally Posted by shelfy

you boys aren't letting me get any work done today. thank heavens alan isn't here.

"I know you are but what am I?"

[shelfy]

Originally Posted by Noir

"I know you are but what am I?"

freak. where are my maple seeds?

[Noir]

Originally Posted by shelfy

freak. where are my maple seeds?

right here. i have yet to hit a post office, but i need to get them sent out before you start some drama or some thing

i tried growing some but the little bastards won't grow. i wonder what i'm doing wrong. <shrug> kurt would probably have more luck.

i gave a mini one that i dug out of the ground a year ago to a lady in a flower shop. it was about 6 inches tall (2 years old). in 3 weeks it died indoors.

[shelfy]

Originally Posted by Noir

right here. i have yet to hit a post office, but i need to get them sent out before you start some drama or some thing

darn straight. we've been waiting for at least a year. i think from the chat room days.