Thread for posting useless $#!t

[shelfy]

Originally Posted by Landshark

the most complex operation my brain can handle is talking and farting at the same time.

roflmgao!

[immortal_suby]

my cat's breath smells like cat food
it's the damndest thing

[Landshark]

Originally Posted by immortal_suby

my cat's breath smells like cat food
it's the damndest thing

wow, that's crazy.

[immortal_suby]

Originally Posted by Landshark

wow, that's crazy.

I didn't think anyone would believe me.

[shelfy]

my cat's breath could stain glass.

[SubaSteevo]

Cats smell bad in general

I picked up a couch from a friend of mine because the price was right (free!) and the thing smells like cat.

Thus far I have burned incense on it, sprayed lots of Oust on it, used a professional carpet odor and stain remover, and cleaned it with vinegar and baking soda. So far the vinegar/baking soda seems to be doing the trick, now it just smells like vinegar

[Electrophil]

Originally Posted by Landshark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTD2m...elated&search=

OMG.

Cost of Instrument: $1,200
Cost of Lessons: $800 and varied.
Cost of daily Crystal Meth brain enhancers to reach that level: Astro-effin-nomical
Damage to heart and brain cells. He'll find out when he's 40.

[Landshark]

you know, i thought cat **** was some of the most powerful smelling **** on the planet, however....

for the last few days, when i'd go out on my porch, i thought i kept smelling the pungent stench of freshly poured asphault. there are no streets being resurfaced in the area, so i was confused. cutting grass the other day, i found the source of the stink - a deer turd. its way up in the corner of my yard, but it makes my whole farkin' yard smell.

what the hell do deer eat - dead cats?

[immortal_suby]

Originally Posted by SubaSteevo

Cats smell bad in general

I picked up a couch from a friend of mine because the price was right (free!) and the thing smells like cat.

Thus far I have burned incense on it, sprayed lots of Oust on it, used a professional carpet odor and stain remover, and cleaned it with vinegar and baking soda. So far the vinegar/baking soda seems to be doing the trick, now it just smells like vinegar

you have to find the head cat and kill it to end the curse

[shelfy]

don't hurt the kitties.

[shelfy]

Originally Posted by Landshark

i miss that Whatsherface McTittays.

this popped into my head when thought about the kittays.

[immortal_suby]

Originally Posted by shelfy

this popped into my head when thought about the kittays.

she got signed for a record deal so her mctittays will be all over teh internets and mtv soon

[shelfy]

Originally Posted by immortal_suby

she got signed for a record deal so her mctittays will be all over teh internets and mtv soon

too bad she doesn't sound as good as kelly clarkson. what's up with the outfits she wears in her videos emphasizing her lack of mctittays?







and why does the gay man notice?

[Landshark]

Originally Posted by immortal_suby

she got signed for a record deal so her mctittays will be all over teh internets and mtv soon

this thread needs more McTittays, and i'm here to help.






sorry shelf, you'll have to Google pics of Silverhead Hicks.

[Matthewmongan]

Originally Posted by immortal_suby

photochop
you'd need 2 separate brains to control your hands like that. unpossible.

you should check out regi wooten. he does that one one neck.