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Back in da hizzle
Yo, what da dilly SVXnetwork. It's been hella long since someone tried ta test my exotic supa hella fine whip yo. But just yesterday dis fool wit a hennesey viper be tryin' ta rematch me. I told dis fool ta stop disrespectin' ma favorite drink and get dat "HENNESEY" sticker off da windshield yo. Dis fool got mad pissed yo, and said he paid like 50 g's fo da hennesey package n' sheeeet. I said damn foo i be gettin' henny fo $15 at da package store bieeetch. I already beat dis foo ta next week in a race and he be wantin' more yo, fluck dat. He be havin' slicks now though so i think he thought he could test dis.
But he ain't be knowin' i got my new 18" chrome Momo wheels yo, dat be mad light weight n' ****. So we line up at dis race site called Dairy Town in good ol' Danbury and dere be mad witnesses ta da smackdown of da century yo. I adjusted ta Vtec controlla ta 3k, cuz 2k be makin' da wheel spin like whoa! yo! I rev dat **** da 8k and da flagger drops her panties yo. I bogged a little but den caught and was izzout son, like hella izzout. I mega ill shifted second n' chirped my front tire hella hard. I musta spinned it yo, cuz dis foo came shootin' up. But i be a mad ill racer so i ain't be carin', i just looked at da shift light in anticipation yo. Bam light on an i be shifted quick as hell yo. I banged third harda den i banged dis fools g/f later yo. I flew past da crowd in 4th at 160 like 3 buslengths from dis hater. I went back ta dis fool who was all cryin' n ****. I just told him dat civis r some fast whip yo!!!, n' ya can't beat da best. He be agreein' n' i be mad happy ta say i saw dis foo at da Honda dealership today. Maybe i be havin' some real comp soon yo. MODS: If ya don't know ya better ask somebody foo 9.23@148 |
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Kepp dis up I be smack yo, foo! I be ode, ode guy, an unnastan dis bout good as Grik.
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wtf?
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i was wondering the same thing....
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I know some of those words....
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Matt Locker Link 2015 BRZ Limited 6MT 92 Ebony LS-L ECUtune Stage2av1, Z32 MAF, 370cc injectors, TomsSVX intake, BontragerWorks 22mm RSB #003, HID Hi and Lo beams, OT endlink and bushing mods, PWR Aluminum radiator, Harvey's QC shift kit, 2.5" flowmaster 80 exhaust, 17" Michelin Pilot Sport A/S, Poly sway bar bushings, Slotted Bradi rotors, AFBeefcake powdercoated calipers, 97 grill, and a huge set of air horns. 300,000 miles and counting 92 Ebony LS-L. ecutune stage1v4, motorsport 1pc pulley. Garage Queen - sold to Dad in upstate NY 155,000 miles 19 Subaru Ascent Premium - -Hers !. 89 DL 4x4 little red wagon - a.k.a. The immortal suby. 275k R.I.P. |
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WTF def sums this up
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^
^ ^ ^ crying out for attention?
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Alan 1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD! 1997 SVX LSi (Ebony) SOLD! 2005 Legacy GT (Silver) [Cobb Stg 2+] SOLD! 1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD! 2005 Forester XT Premium (Crystal Gray Metallic) SOLD! 2008 Lancer Evolution X MR (Apex Silver) [Cobb Stg 1+] 2015 Outlander Sport 2.4GT AWD (Mercury Gray) 2013 G37xS (Obsidian Black) |
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I had to check the URL to see if I was in the right forum.
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. Earl .... ... .... ><SVX(*> Subaru Ambassador [COLOR=”silver”]1992 Tri Color L[/COLOR] ~45K (06/91) #2430 1992 Dark Teal LS-L ~184K (05/91) #0739 1992 Claret LS-L ~196K (05/91) #0831 1992 Pearl LS-L ~103K (06/91) #1680 1992 Pearl LS-L ~151K (06/91) #2229 1992 Dark Teal LS ~150K (07/91) #3098 (parts car) 1992 White LS-L ~139K (08/92) #6913 1993 25th AE ~98K (02/93) #164 1993 25th AE ~58K (02/93) #176 1993 25th AE ~107K (02/93) #215 1993 25th AE ~162K (02/93) #223 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~124K (1/94) #2408 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~144K (10/93) #1484 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~68K (10/93) #1525 1994 Barcelona Red LSi ~46K (02/94) #2624 1994 Pearl LSi ~41K (12/93) #1961 1995 Bordeaux Pearl LSi ~70K (02/95) #855 1996 Polo Green LSi ~95K (03/96) #872 1997 Bordeaux Pearl LSi ~55K (08/96) #097 2003 Brilliant Red LS1 Convertible ~29K (04/03) #8951 1999 Magnetic Red LS1 Coupe ~33K (04/99) #6420 My Email | Old Locker | New Locker | Picture of 15 of the 19 |
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Daaaam yo! dat was some funny shiot.
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where is rob when we need him?
=)
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This may have scared Rob!
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. Earl .... ... .... ><SVX(*> Subaru Ambassador [COLOR=”silver”]1992 Tri Color L[/COLOR] ~45K (06/91) #2430 1992 Dark Teal LS-L ~184K (05/91) #0739 1992 Claret LS-L ~196K (05/91) #0831 1992 Pearl LS-L ~103K (06/91) #1680 1992 Pearl LS-L ~151K (06/91) #2229 1992 Dark Teal LS ~150K (07/91) #3098 (parts car) 1992 White LS-L ~139K (08/92) #6913 1993 25th AE ~98K (02/93) #164 1993 25th AE ~58K (02/93) #176 1993 25th AE ~107K (02/93) #215 1993 25th AE ~162K (02/93) #223 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~124K (1/94) #2408 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~144K (10/93) #1484 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~68K (10/93) #1525 1994 Barcelona Red LSi ~46K (02/94) #2624 1994 Pearl LSi ~41K (12/93) #1961 1995 Bordeaux Pearl LSi ~70K (02/95) #855 1996 Polo Green LSi ~95K (03/96) #872 1997 Bordeaux Pearl LSi ~55K (08/96) #097 2003 Brilliant Red LS1 Convertible ~29K (04/03) #8951 1999 Magnetic Red LS1 Coupe ~33K (04/99) #6420 My Email | Old Locker | New Locker | Picture of 15 of the 19 |
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This may have scared Rob! Dat foo schure Yo.
This could be Larry IIIs worst nightmare!
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. Earl .... ... .... ><SVX(*> Subaru Ambassador [COLOR=”silver”]1992 Tri Color L[/COLOR] ~45K (06/91) #2430 1992 Dark Teal LS-L ~184K (05/91) #0739 1992 Claret LS-L ~196K (05/91) #0831 1992 Pearl LS-L ~103K (06/91) #1680 1992 Pearl LS-L ~151K (06/91) #2229 1992 Dark Teal LS ~150K (07/91) #3098 (parts car) 1992 White LS-L ~139K (08/92) #6913 1993 25th AE ~98K (02/93) #164 1993 25th AE ~58K (02/93) #176 1993 25th AE ~107K (02/93) #215 1993 25th AE ~162K (02/93) #223 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~124K (1/94) #2408 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~144K (10/93) #1484 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~68K (10/93) #1525 1994 Barcelona Red LSi ~46K (02/94) #2624 1994 Pearl LSi ~41K (12/93) #1961 1995 Bordeaux Pearl LSi ~70K (02/95) #855 1996 Polo Green LSi ~95K (03/96) #872 1997 Bordeaux Pearl LSi ~55K (08/96) #097 2003 Brilliant Red LS1 Convertible ~29K (04/03) #8951 1999 Magnetic Red LS1 Coupe ~33K (04/99) #6420 My Email | Old Locker | New Locker | Picture of 15 of the 19 Last edited by ensteele; 05-19-2003 at 11:23 PM. |
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WOW!
the beauty of english language.......... nik
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Damn Foo, you are a F*****idiot indeed
Hey man, what the **** are talking about?....
2)-Did your mama teach you how to talk like that? 3)You can't put a Hennesy pkg on a Viper, you can already buy it that way...168000 dollars, budy ok, enough of me) |
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Hey DamN, I think he was joking. Nothing wrong with a little humor; wouldn't you agree?
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