The Top O' the Morning to Ye!

[Mike621]

Originally Posted by svxistentialist

A depressed young lady was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her in tears, took pity on her, and said, "Look honey, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship, you can make a new life over there. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."


Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy on the trip." The girl agreed. After all, what did she have to lose?


That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a life-boat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.





Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the Captain asked. "I made a deal with one of your sailors," she explained. "He's taking me to Europe, and he's screwing me."



"He sure is, lady," said the Captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."

Haha! I love it! I have been on that crappy ferry many times!