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Weird ass dream
ok, don't blame me, and I know everything in it is wrong, but I'm just telling it like it was:
I had this dream that I met a lot of you guys, I guess it was at a meet or something. Anyway, Lwin, I met you, and instead of being asian you were a pot bellied white guy with a mullet. You were selling the calendars, only like half of hte pictures weren't even SVXs. Kelli, I met you (only you looked way different), and low and behold you actually didn't strangle me. HEre's the oddest part: Kelli didn't have an SVX, she had a ford escort! HahA. Oh yeah, and I met Aredub and he was really old, and dressed in a toga. >shrug< Then the dream took another weird turn and I was in outerspace or something, I really don't remember it. HEh. Anyway. - Ca$h |
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Either you need professional help, or you should stop sniffing glue.
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His mother has probably been spiking his baby formula with some hard eggnog. He's way too young to ever have sampled the glue we grew up with.
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Re: Weird ass dream
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I told her when I woke up this morning. But I have no idea, you were mad you didn't have an SVX and you hated your Escort. It was magenta. HEhehe.
- Ca$h |
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I wasn't sure if this was a dream about weird asses, or a weird dream about asses, or a weird-ass (hyphenated) dream.
If Kelli didn't strangle you, and she drove an Escort, it was definitely a dream. The part about Aredub could have been real, though.
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<<a mullet>>
What did I do with it? Humm.. I should go get me a mullet for the meets. Hit people's cars with it. *evil grin* L
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Lwin M. Maung (Member # 147) Current SVX: NONE Previous SVXes: 1994 LE Barcelona Red 107k 1992 LS-L Pearl White 143k 1994 LSi Bordeaux Pearl 220k 1992 LS-L Ebony Pearl 184k 1992 LS-L Liquid Silver 145k 1992 LS-L Liquid Silver 102k 1992 LS-L Ebony Pearl 123k Other current cars:2001 Jeep Grand Cherokee Black If at first you don't succeed, CHEAT!
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Short on top, long in the back.
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mmm...mullets
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Here is a link that Lwin and anyone else who loves to laugh at a mullet head should visit: http://www.mulletsgalore.com/ Best place is the classifications area. It is so true! Example - minitruckmullet: Thought to be extinct in 1994, and usually too wily to be caught on camera, the minitruckmullet is a rare sighting indeed. The minitruckmullet has only the bottom part of his hairline on the base of his neck long. The preferred attire of this species is Oakley Razorblade sunglasses, a turtleneck shirt with a gold cross and chain (hanging proudly), accompanied by tight fitting Guess? jeans. The vehicle owned by the minitruckmullet almost always has a lame slogan airbrushed on the tailgate ("U Snooz, U Looz," "Teal Dream" etc.) and a "No Fear," "Fear This," or Calvin Pissing sticker. Mulletude: 6 Aggressiveness: 7 Hobbies: cruising the Taco Bell parking lot at lunch time for high school chicks, annoying everyone in the neighborhood with their insipid car alarms, bumpin' the treble. Sightings: performance auto parts stores, the mall. Favorite Band: Vanilla Ice
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The "Camaro Mullet"
Not to keep it semi-off topic but here is another one about one we can all recognise
CamaroMullet: The CamaroMullet used to have full reign over the mullet brethren, but that was back in the 70's and 80's. This species has fallen from grace since, but can still be seen enjoying NASCAR events and shopping at Kragen, or up in the attic cooking up crank. Distinguishing features include: a molester mustache (peach fuzzy), tight-fitting acid wash jeans, and an ever-present key ring hanging from the belt loop. Feel the mulletude emanating through your computer screen from this rare pic. It is not recommended you confront the CamaroMullet, for they are very aggressive and cannot be hurt (this might be due to the frequent use of methamphetamines, angel dust, etc.). Mulletude: 10 Aggressiveness: 10 Hobbies: primering cars, bar fights, picking scabs, losing teeth. Sightings: Kragen, Grand Auto, working on a Camaro on their front lawn. Favorite Band: AC DC
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Pearl '92 LS-L 179K (Historic 1st 5-speed SVX) Mods: 5-speed, 4.11's, Group-N motor mounts, dual Magnaflows, cone air filter, Kenwood MP-228 CD/Receiver, white-faced gauges, '97 grill, custom window tinting. Ebony Mica '92 LS 80K Oct 2002 - Dec 2004: Victim of theft. She served me well. You can tell the lack of craftsmanship by the wrinkles in the duct tape. |
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Re: mmm...mullets
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The really sad part is seeing little boys condemned to mullethood by their parents' lack of taste. Should be grounds for child abuse charges.
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there are alot of Mulletheads in Pittsburgh. you'll see the "Cape of Courage" often around here - usually in an IROC Camaro (the official car of mulletdom). the local rock station even had a regular parody (Mullet Talk). get out your Krokus records!
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Re: Re: mmm...mullets
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And I totally agree with you about the children. Poor, unfortunate souls. Scarred for lifefrom their parent's lack of style. Poor little Joe Dirts...
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Pearl '92 LS-L 179K (Historic 1st 5-speed SVX) Mods: 5-speed, 4.11's, Group-N motor mounts, dual Magnaflows, cone air filter, Kenwood MP-228 CD/Receiver, white-faced gauges, '97 grill, custom window tinting. Ebony Mica '92 LS 80K Oct 2002 - Dec 2004: Victim of theft. She served me well. You can tell the lack of craftsmanship by the wrinkles in the duct tape. |
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I have deemed Gatlinburg, Tn to be the mullet capital of the US. In one 3 beer sitting on a second story bar balcony Kim and I spotted 37 mullets including 3 femlets (the female version wearing a mullett)
We always play the mullet game at bars (first one to spot a mullet doesn't pay for drinks) In my hometown the camaro has been officially renamed the mullet. In my younger days, I proudly sported a mullet.
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