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The Top O' the Morning to Ye!
It's a beautiful morning here in the Emerald Isle.
A Happy St Patrick's Day to all my friends on the SVX Network. Wherever you are, may the sun shine on your parade and the froth stay healthy on your beer. Joe
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Re: The Top O' the Morning to Ye!
Yay green beer day!!!
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Re: The Top O' the Morning to Ye!
Since it is St. Paddy's Day, I believe that it's time for a wee bit of Irish humor. So enjoy.
------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Errand McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave, "S'cuse me", said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done, "what was that all about?" "Nothin', said the Irishman, "me wife just sent me out for a jar of olives!" *********************************************** The Lost Luggage An Irishman arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered around the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was already homesick. "No," replied the Irishman. "I've lost all me luggage!" "How'd that happen?" "The cork fell out!" said the Irishman. *********************************************** Water to wine An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" "Just water," says the priest. The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?" The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!" *********************************************** The Brothel Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub having beer and watching the brothel across the street. They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin' bad." Then they saw a Rabbi enter the brothel, and the other Irishman said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see that the Jews are falling' victim to temptation." Then they saw a Catholic priest enter the brothel, and one of the Irishmen said, "What a terrible pity... one of the girls must be quite ill." *********************************************** Lost at Sea Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into Guinness Beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going Patrick! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat! *********************************************** The Fall Murphy was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. "Please Lord," he implored, "let it be blood!!" ************************************************** ******** You've Been Drinking Again An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing. So, the Irishman stood up to leave fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and fell on his face again. So he decided to crawl the four blocks home. Again, he fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into the bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "SO YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!" Putting on an innocent look, and intent on bluffing it out he said, "What makes you say that?" "The pub just called; you left your wheelchair there again."
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Re: The Top O' the Morning to Ye!
Excellent jokes. Happy St. Patricks Day.
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lol good jokes sadley i forgot yesterday was St Patricks day. I knew it was comming . only relised it was when i drove past to chicky babes, one wearing a tight green dress and green hat and the other a very short green skirt. must had been heading off to goin clubing
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Re: The Top O' the Morning to Ye!
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Dangit we need the "This thread is useless without pics" line of smileys...
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Re: The Top O' the Morning to Ye!
ThanQ
May the wind be always on your back. |
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Re: The Top O' the Morning to Ye!
A Happy St Patrick's Day to all.
May your Brew be cold, and your farts free of surprises!
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"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." 92' Subaru SVX LS-L Claret http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3214312 for the pics and stuff
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