Ebay Must See

#1 10-26-2002, 02:20 PM

Ebay Ad

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HONDA KILLER.....MOVE OVER TUFF BUT TRUE,YOU KID'S SPENDING A $ +++++ ON YOUR LITTLE SCOOTER'S,AND THEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS SHOW'S UP IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR'S AND IT'S SO FAST FAST YOU CAN'T EVEN READ THE NAME OF THE CAR. O.K. LET DADDY TELL YOU WHAT JUST SHAKED UP YOUR WORLD OF SPOILER'S AND BUMPER'S.JAPAN BUILD SVX ALL WHEELDRIVE!!!3,3LV6 250HP(300)0-60 IN 7,0 SEC (5,5 SEC).TOPSPEED 145 MPH (170MPH) (WITH CHIP) FOUR WHEEL ABS,LOADED WITH EVERYTHING,FINEST LEATHER,SUNROOF,EVERY POWER OPTION,ALL BOOKS AND DRIVING VIDEO'S CD=SURROUND SYSTEM,CAR IS LIKE NEW INSIDE + OUT. YOU NOW THE BAD THING IS THAT MY RESERVE IS LOWER THEN YOU PAYED FOR YOUR HONDA MOTOR SCOOTER.CHECK KEYWORD SVX ON THE INTERNET FOR MORE INFO. DON'T GET ME WRONG,I OWN SEVERAL TOP SPEED CARS LIKE PORSCHE + MASERATI,BUT THIS CAR IS SCARY,IT'S LIKE THERE IS NO LIMIT TO ANYTHING,. ONE MORE !!! THIS CAR WILL NOT BE SOLD TO YOU WHEN YOU NOT AT LAEST 18 YEARS OLD WITH A CLEAN DRIVING RECORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL sounds like winner..........

Landshark · #2 10-26-2002, 02:26 PM

that must be one helluva chip!

adds 50 extra hp to the "250" the SVX already has.

#3 10-26-2002, 02:40 PM

I already sent him an email at 11oclock this morning pointing out everythign thats wrong, and I told him that if he doesn't change his ad I'll send the info along with the fact there's no CHIP to every bidder he gets.

I hate ignorant people WHO DONT KNOW WHAT THEY"RE TALKING ABOUT.

- Ca$h

#4 10-26-2002, 03:39 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...tem=1870491886

SPEWWW!!!

#5 10-26-2002, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by $VX
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...tem=1870491886

SPEWWW!!!

16'' steering wheel? why in gods name would anyone want a steering wheel that big.

Earthworm · #6 10-26-2002, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by $VX
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...tem=1870491886

I bet the tranny is shot!

sfsvx · #7 10-26-2002, 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by $VX
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...tem=1870491886

SPEWWW!!!

When I went to this item on, it was a tarted-up Sentra, not an SVX. Are we talking about two different cars here?

sfsvx · #8 10-26-2002, 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by I_Alcyone_I

16'' steering wheel? why in gods name would anyone want a steering wheel that big.

I'm betting that it's for when you're off-roading your 300-hp SVX and you just can't get by without a little extra steering leverage. What else is AWD for?

#9 10-26-2002, 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by Dick Young

When I went to this item on, it was a tarted-up Sentra, not an SVX. Are we talking about two different cars here?

I started the post to show the Falsifying ad on the SVX, Cash pointed out the equally stupid Sentra.

#10 10-26-2002, 06:45 PM

Ohh man that is very upsetting and disrespectful to see the SVX listed under CIVICS!! and trying to be sold by a guy who's rounding numbers left and right while at the same time sounding like some idiotic carnival barker. (hmmmmm........just breathe and count backwards from 10) ok it'l be ok.

sfsvx · #11 10-26-2002, 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by I_Alcyone_I

I started the post to show the Falsifying ad on the SVX, Cash pointed out the equally stupid Sentra.

Well duh, I should have realized that .

Actually, the Sentra ad seems a little less stupid, because whoever wrote that had at least a minimal grasp of the English language, grammar, and syntax.

"LET DADDY TELL YOU WHAT JUST SHAKED UP YOUR WORLD OF SPOILER'S AND BUMPER'S."???? What's up with that?

I propose a constitutional amendment requiring literacy tests for anyone involved in any way with an SVX. This sort of thing gives most of us a bad name.

#12 10-26-2002, 09:59 PM

"LET DADDY TELL YOU WHAT JUST SHAKED UP YOUR WORLD OF SPOILER'S AND BUMPER'S."????

I think hes trying to say that he wants to be your dad, or that maybe hes had many illegitimate children that he just assumes would be reading the ad. Assuming that He is trying to be a parental figure, He being "daddy" and you being "you" letting you know that bumpers and spoilers aren't needed because they just ad extra weight to the car and "shake" under high speeds?

ensteele · #13 10-27-2002, 01:58 AM

Ok

Beav · #14 10-27-2002, 07:30 AM

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Originally posted by I_Alcyone_I
I think hes trying to say that he wants to be your dad, or that maybe hes had many illegitimate children that he just assumes would be reading the ad.

It seems to me that he's just some punk that's still waiting for his first opportunity to see if he can become a daddy.

RSVX · #15 10-27-2002, 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by $VX
I already sent him an email at 11oclock this morning pointing out everythign thats wrong, and I told him that if he doesn't change his ad I'll send the info along with the fact there's no CHIP to every bidder he gets.

I hate ignorant people WHO DONT KNOW WHAT THEY"RE TALKING ABOUT.

- Ca$h

Ah, but there IS a chip available for it, or at least was... it was made by Power Chip or something of those sorts...

UPDATE: here is the link

http://www.powerchipgroup.com/chips/...=1&cid=Sub0016