<Oh the places we'll go! And the things that we'll do When our oil pans are filled with black dinosaur goo! >
Now if you asked Shotsky....and he ain't nobody's fool;
no ancient fossil made, any "fossil fuel".
It was little, tiny microbes, down deep in the rock;
that made our reservoirs of petroleum stock!
In "Deep, Hot, Biosphere" by a man named Gold;
a scientist at Cornell, made a statement bold,
that rather than running out of that deep black ooze,
that the microbes are making all the goo we can use!
And that life on this planet...now please don't pout,
arose on the Earth from the inside-out!
So when you fill your crankcase, with the latest oily blend,
just thank those little microbes, whose job will never end!
Don