Old joke - shoot me if you've heard it...
Two northeasterners driving to Florida, arguing whether it's pronounced Kis sim mee or Kiss a mee. They agree to stop and ask a local:
Driver: "Real slowly and clearly, pronounce the name of where we are at."
Kid behind the counter: "D a i r yyyy Q u e e e e nnnn"
*wonders if posting this is a good idea*
