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Politics is Funny
This is an election year, so in honor of it I would like to list some famous humorous political lines below:
1) The more you read about politics, the more you got to admit that each party is worse that the other. - Will Rodgers
2) I don't make jokes. I just watch the politicians and report the facts. - Will Rodgers
3) Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of congress. But, I repeat myself. - Mark Twain
4) A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were arguing as to whose profession was the oldest. Said the surgeon: " Eve was made from Adam's rib, and that surely was a surgical operation."
"Maybe," said the architect, " but prior to that, order was created out of chaos, and that was an architectural job."
The politician scoffed, "Yes, but who created the chaos."
- unknown comic
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