OK - It looks like the time to unveil my latest automobile "must have" product. That's right SVXers, & all leaky sunroof (rainroof, ha-ha) owners everywhere. Just like the "bra" that keeps those cinder block chips away from the hood, & the Dagmars from saggin', the new "Shower Cap" (tm) is THE latest in technology from Ron's Ripimoff Industries. Manufactured from the same genuine yak fur that has become a Ripimoff standard, the Shower Cap (tm) is held in place by genuine rubber bungee cords that can be adjusted to fit just about any car or SUV. You can just laugh at those Tennessee/Kain-tuck monsoons now!
The amazing four square foot yak skin can be set in place in just minutes, TOTALLY covering the leaky rectangle, & is firmly hooked to any surface by the bungee cords.
Order YOUR genuine Shower Cap (tm) today!! Only $89.95 plus $122.75 shipping & handling, will make you & your SVX the envy of the neighborhood every time the clouds burst. Color choice of yak turd brown, or yak bile ochre.
Send cash today! to RRI LLC, PO box 666, Kabul, Afghanistan.
Please allow 6-8 months for order processing.
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Good s**t happened.  69 was worth the wait.
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