[LarryIII]

I though that we could all use a good laugh. This one is so bad that it's funny.

Little Potato Story

A GIRL POTATO AND A BOY POTATO HAD EYES FOR EACH
OTHER, AND FINALLY THEY MARRIED AND HAD A LITTLE SWEET
POTATO, WHICH THEY CALLED "YAM".

OF COURSE, THEY WANTED THE BEST FOR
YAM. WHEN IT WAS TIME, THEY TOLD HER
THE FACTS OF LIFE.

THEY WARNED HER ABOUT GOING OUT AND
GETTING HALF-BAKED, SO SHE WOULDN'T
GET ACCIDENTALLY SMASHED, AND GET A
BAD NAME FOR HERSELF, LIKE HOT POTATO
AND END UP WITH A BUNCH OF TATER TOTS.

YAM SAID NOT TO WORRY, NO SPUD WOULD
GET HER INTO THE SACK AND MAKE A ROTTEN
POTATO OUT OF HER. BUT ON THE OTHER
HAND SHE WOULDN'T STAY HOME AND BECOME
A COUCH POTATO EITHER.

SHE WOULD GET PLENTY OF EXERCISE SO
AS NOT TO BE SKINNY LIKE HER SHOESTRING
COUSINS. WHEN SHE WENT OFF TO EUROPE,
MR. AND MRS. POTATO TOLD YAM TO WATCH
OUT FOR THE HARD-BOILED GUYS FROM IRELAND,
AND THE GREASY GUYS FROM FRANCE CALLED
THE FRENCH FRIES, AND WHEN SHE WENT OUT
WEST, TO WATCH OUT FOR THE INDIANS SO SHE
WOULDN'T GET SCALLOPED.

YAM SAID SHE WOULD STAY ON THE STRAIGHT
AND NARROW AND WOULDN'T ASSOCIATE WITH
THOSE HIGH CLASS YUKON GOLD'S, OR THE
ONES FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TRACKS
WHO ADVERTISE THEIR TRADE ON ALL THE
TRUCKS THAT SAY, FRITO LAY.

MR. AND MRS. POTATO SENT YAM TO IDAHO P. U.
(THAT'S POTATO UNIVERSITY) SO THAT WHEN SHE
GRADUATED SHE'D REALLY BE IN THE CHIPS,
BUT IN SPITE OF ALL THEY DID FOR HER,
ONE DAY YAM CAME HOME AND
ANNOUNCED SHE WAS GOING TO MARRY TOM BROKAW.

TOM BROKAW? MR. AND MRS. POTATO
WERE VERY UPSET. THEY TOLD YAM
SHE COULDN'T POSSIBLY MARRY
TOM BROKAW BECAUSE HE'S JUST A...............








(Are you ready for this?)







COMMON TATER.






GROAN !!!!