If people are actually making money on this, maybe i'm in the wrong business...
The questions are hilarious:
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Q: You've got to be kidding. There is no way these can do what you are promising.
A: I am not promising anything. I do guarantee that these devices will increase your MPG or I will fully refund your purchase price. I have delivered over 40 of these and I have not had one returned for the refund.
Q: A molecule or atom that is electrically charged is called an ion. A mineral is a solid, inorganic chemical composition, with a crystal structure,and is naturally occuring. There are over 4000 known minerals, all with electrical charges and therfore "ionic minerals". My question is how can such common substances embedded in a valve stem perform such miracle gas mileage improvement.
A: While your definitions of an ion and a mineral are correct, I do not profess to have the technical knowledge to explain exactly how they work. However, as a practical explanation I have enough satisfied customers who are enjoying better gas mileage to know that they do in fact work.
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I love the "i am not promising anything. I do guarantee that these devices will increase your MPG" bit. Isn't a guarantee and promise more or less the same thing?
Anyone ever have hte urge to create a fake ebay account, go through every auction listed like this, bid a million dollers, and just leave them hanging? Maybe that'll be next weekend's project 
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Last edited by JaySVX; 05-04-2007 at 05:05 AM.
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