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Old 10-15-2004, 03:43 AM
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Wink YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE REQUIRED

MY NAME IS DR OBINNA SAMULE CHUKA BROTHER OF GENERAL FELIX CHUKA FORMER TREASURER OF THE NATIONAL BANK OF NIGERIA DURING A ROUTINE AUDIT OF THE NATIONAL GOLD RESERVE MY BROTHER DISCOVERED A SURPLUS OF APPROXIMATELY 1 TON AMOUNTING TO IN EXCESS OF US$ 13,500,000 (THIRTEEN POINT FIVE MILLION US DOLLARS) THIS SURPLUS REMAINS ENTIRELY UNKNOWN TO THE NIGERIAN GOVERMENT KNOWING THAT IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO SELL THE GOLD IN NIGERIA WITHOUT AROUSING SUSPICION MY BROTHER AND I HATCHED A PLAN TO SAFELY TRANSPORT THE GOLD ACROSS THE BORDER MY BROTHER A FAN OF THE JAMES BOND GOLDFINGER MOVIE CAST THE GOLD INTO NEW BODY AND ENGINE PARTS FOR HIS CAR: A 1992 SUBARU SVX UNFORTUNATELY NOT LONG AFTER STARTING OUR JOURNEY THE CAR SUFFERED CATASTROPHIC TRANSMISSION FAILURE AND WE WERE FORCED TO ABANDON IT BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD WHEN WE RETURNED WITH A TOW TRUCK WE FOUND THAT THE LOCAL POLICE HAD IMPOUNDED THE CAR AND WERE DEMANDING A BRIBE FOR IT'S RETURN IN ORDER TO RECLAIM THE CAR REPAIR ITS TRANSMISSION AND RECOVER THE GOLD WE MUST RAISE US$ 10,000 (TEN THOUSAND US DOLLARS) FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THIS WE ARE PREPARED TO PAY TEN PERCENT (AT LEAST ONE POINT THREE FIVE MILLION US DOLLARS) WHEN THE GOLD IS FINALLY SOLD PLEASE HELP ME I AM DEPENDING ON YOU

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