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Originally posted by Aredubjay
Eddy, your village called. They need you back, ASAP 
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See, just another thing in a long list of things to tick me off! They knew I was on vacation and had referred you as my replacement!
Guy told me a funny story one time...seems there was this village idiot that everyone used to kind of tease, he was pretty old from what I gathered from the story. At any rate, he had mowed some womans yard and the *lady* stiffed him, in other words said he did a crappy job and refused to pay him. So this guy goes to the local coffee shop and is muttering about that dang woman this and that dang woman that...one of the other townsfolk thought he'd try and be funny and said, "what's all this talk about a woman? You gettin' married?" to which this fella shouted loud enough for everyone to hear, "YEAH, I'm marrying my ass, you want to kiss the bride!"
Well, I thought it was pretty funny......
