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funny this morning two men well dressed (suits) came to my apartment and i was like crap its eather the fbi or jahova's whitnesses (only people that where suits in salisbury other than me) they asked me if i wanted to give my soul to jesus. i just got out of the shower and was in a towel i said that legaly my whife owns my soul and shes at work now. (not married but who whares the ring in the shower so i figured i could get away with it) i said jesus could buy a kidney if he wants but that all i have to spare. they backed away and went to my non english speaking neighbors who let their dogs out on the two people.
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