<<Anyway, I think it'd be best if I didn't reply to this thread any more, lest my shocking conversation-ending workplace comments-end up permanently affixed to this otherwise PG-rated board>>

Aww, now you're being WAY too politically correct.

I've worked in manufacturing for several decades, ain't no sacred cows around here. And that has nothing to do with the fact that I live in Wisconsin. Moo moo!

Besides, we're building the largest library known to humankind. Who do we think we are to be editors?

Anybody ever wonder what those loops hanging form the door posts in old VW Beetles were for?

Umm, that would be the sound of the ball landing in your court