Well, I've found another.. Much closer.
It's a 95 LSi, Laguna Blue, 113k, sparkling CarFax (very regular maintenence, 2 owners.)
The only external blemishes are 2 less-than-dime-sized pockmarks in the hood.
Even the driver's side sunvisor's still intact.
She needs new brakepads (any suggestions on these?), that's it. ..and a new timing belt in 7k miles, obviously. Tires are almost new. Custom rims (though I think I prefer the OEM).
Elsewise, she appears to be flawless.
I talked the current owner down to $5200